Das Contests
1942 Joint Strike And Bionic Commando Rearmed Caption Contest
August 06, 2008
What’s not to love about a little free DLC? This week’s giveaway features a pair of upgrades to classic series in the Capcom family: 1942 Joint Strike and Bionic Commando Rearmed both for XBLA. All you have to do to enter to win is caption the photo after the jump. The best caption wins. And yes, “best” is a very, very subjective term.
Congrats to Modded for winning a copy of Top Spin 3 for last week’s contest.

Write your caption for the above photo in the comments section. The contest is open until Wednesday, August 13 at 3 pm eastern.
Update: Congrats to Charlie for taking home the codes. He wins with a caption of:
“Dude, these pictures are going to get us so much ass when I get them on Myspace and Facebook!”
Nothing like cosplay to get the womenfolk hot and bothered.

84 Responses to “1942 Joint Strike And Bionic Commando Rearmed Caption Contest”
When our powers combine, form of…
By Krystal on Aug 7, 2008
To prevent further citywide damage all superpowered battles will now take place on Dance Dance Revolution
By Marten vanZwietering on Aug 7, 2008
Dance Powers.
By charline s on Aug 7, 2008
Stay’in Alive!
By Kimberly Cook on Aug 7, 2008
NO! your other left.
By Rhonda Burke on Aug 7, 2008
Seriously, the Metalic Look is soooo eighties.
By Jennifer Barnett on Aug 7, 2008
Young Borack envisioned his future role even in grade school.
By Steven Gordon on Aug 7, 2008
I’m Stay’in Alive too
By Denyse on Aug 7, 2008
I am SO blackmailed once I hit puberty.
By bob on Aug 7, 2008
don’t worry, we’re heroes! no one will mess with us!
By christopher h on Aug 7, 2008
The greatest tragedy of Thailand’s sex slaves is the humiliation they must endure!
By Michael Salzman on Aug 7, 2008
POWER ON!!!
By JONI CHADWELL on Aug 7, 2008
Oh no! a dancing power ranger?
By Nora Scott-Platt on Aug 7, 2008
We are victorious and kill the Godzilla monster!
By Brenda Shields on Aug 7, 2008
Lacking both Travolta and a big budget, “Saturday Night Fever 3: Staying Alive in Japan,” was a commercial flop.
By John E. on Aug 7, 2008
you put your right hand in your put your right hand out , put your right hand in and shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around, thats what its all about
By Lori Downs on Aug 7, 2008
I’m beyond words to give that photo a caption.
By Stephen Saunders on Aug 8, 2008
…You put your left hand in and you shake it all about…
By Catherine KingChuparkoff on Aug 8, 2008
Lets Vogue
THANK YOU GOD BLESS
By tim brown on Aug 8, 2008
I’m a superhero!
By Denyse on Aug 8, 2008
Do these pants make me look fat?
By stephanie t on Aug 8, 2008
- I’m stuck inside this metal armor. Hot as hell!!
- I came running all the way from Japan.
- Are you thinking the same as me?
- BODY ODOR CONTEST!
By Pocahontas on Aug 8, 2008
Are you sure this is comicon?
Duh, look the sign says so: otakon…. DOH!
By Reizo on Aug 8, 2008
I hope that picture won’t be used for ads…what a turnoff.
By Randall Curran on Aug 8, 2008
The games are better than the picture.
By Randall Curran on Aug 8, 2008
The nerds are ready to protect and serve.
By Randall Curran on Aug 8, 2008
Can you spell loser?
By Randall Curran on Aug 8, 2008
Thank you for having this contest. I really appreciate it.
By Patty on Aug 8, 2008
Ready to play
By Patricia Moneta on Aug 8, 2008
My boys are superheros in my eyes.
By Steve Scott on Aug 8, 2008
Wonder Twin powers Activate! Form of loser. Shape of lame.
By Jason Williams on Aug 8, 2008
Ha! Just let them try to come up with a good caption for THIS!
By Bob Sandoval on Aug 8, 2008
ok i thought that the village people only had a cowboy, a sailor, a policeman, and a constuction worker.
By Catherine copeland on Aug 8, 2008
I hate when men give directions!
By Linda Moeller on Aug 9, 2008
Can anyone give us any competition in Dance Dance Revolution
By Robin on Aug 9, 2008
Bring it on home one more time
By sarah woods on Aug 9, 2008
Can’t believe mom talked us into this… And you know she isn’t taking us to Disneyland!
By Kelsey Weigel on Aug 9, 2008
No the evil villian is this way!!!!
By Tracy H on Aug 9, 2008
Excuse me sir, can you direct me to the restroom?
By Tom on Aug 10, 2008
My evil underarm odor will defeat your goodguy Secret rollon.
By Tom on Aug 10, 2008
The B rated movie where Heath Ledger was inspired for his now famous line, “Why so serious?”
By Tom on Aug 10, 2008
I told you i should stay home today. Now look, my Maxipad has slid over onto my hip and i am cramping.
By Tom on Aug 10, 2008
The Paris Hilton energy plan announces everyone will dress up as super hearoes and use the Wii Fit to keep warm in winter. Barack quickly endorses.
By Tom on Aug 10, 2008
The Opening ceremonies of the 2008 Olympics hit an all time low with this chinese rendition of “Queer eye for the straight guy” — “Queer pair in tight underwear”
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By Marie Fink on Aug 10, 2008
Power up!!!
By JONI CHADWELL on Aug 10, 2008
If we hold perfectly still, no one will notice.
By Alaina Jennings on Aug 10, 2008
Super gay powers ACTIVATE!
By Jeff Curtis on Aug 10, 2008
i made this costume by myself. isn’t it fierce?
By brenda helgeson on Aug 10, 2008
I’ve been looking for my mom and here she is.
By Chris Hrouda on Aug 10, 2008
I am Megaman.
By Kathy Scott on Aug 11, 2008
We must go north. No I say we go South!
By Angela on Aug 11, 2008
Dammit Jim! I told you the reds would clash!
By Jared on Aug 11, 2008
Don’t mess with these manly men superheroes!
By Ally P on Aug 11, 2008
Hail Hilter
By david on Aug 12, 2008
Wonder Twin powers activate!
By Debbie M on Aug 12, 2008
Advice: Never wear tights if you’re hung like a mouse.
By Alan H on Aug 12, 2008
If this is not a dream, I am going to kill myself
By Gene Garvin on Aug 12, 2008
STOP…Hammer Time!
By Jim W. on Aug 12, 2008
Hey!? What time is lunch? “I don’t know.” Nice butt. “Thanks!”
By steve on Aug 12, 2008
This works better in the movies than in real life.
By Tiffany Hulbert on Aug 12, 2008
“To infinity and beyond”
By Tiffany Hulbert on Aug 12, 2008
Hey little guy….you forgot to put your muscle suit under your costume! These guys are all laughing at you!
By Tiffany Hulbert on Aug 12, 2008
Don’t you think you over did the body of steel tapes?
By valerie mabrey on Aug 12, 2008
I have disgraced my entire family.
Now I must commit seppuku.
But first, a little parapara dancing!
By A. Ashley on Aug 12, 2008
Viewtiful Joe dumped his hyperactive girlfriend and rode off into the sunset with the muscular stranger. They were last seen sipping cosmos at Elton John’s house party.
By A. Ashley on Aug 12, 2008
Coming soon from Capcom, Viewtiful Joe Goes to Fire Island. Comes with a limited edition pink Nintendo Wii.
By A. Ashley on Aug 12, 2008
Donnie and Marie revisit “I’m a Little Bit Country, I’m a Little Bit Rock and Roll” during the new season of Dancing With the Stars.
By L Slayton on Aug 12, 2008
Stay’in Alive!
By hazel hunt on Aug 12, 2008
great prize
By philip halter on Aug 12, 2008
You go this way and I’ll go that away and let’s see who gets laughed at the most.
By Mike Haas on Aug 12, 2008
nice prize!
By jim on Aug 12, 2008
Dude, these pictures are going to get us so much ass when I get them on Myspace and Facebook!
By Charlie on Aug 12, 2008
Scene from the new “Dancing With the Stars - Machinima Edition”.
By Jay F on Aug 13, 2008
I’ve been working out and gained 20 pounds!
By Leon on Aug 13, 2008
I know that dude is not laughing at my ass
By Charlene Kuser on Aug 13, 2008
Stop . . . In the name of flight suit.
By Belinda on Aug 13, 2008
I would like to enter.
By Erma Hurtt on Aug 13, 2008
Come on … Iron Man “Work It, Work It, Work It”
By Joe Della Valle on Aug 13, 2008
I’ll take this side, you take that side of the room.
By theodore esteghamat on Aug 13, 2008
America’s next top models!
By Paul on Aug 13, 2008
You put your left foot out and shake it all about…
By Patricia Hill on Aug 13, 2008
He went that way!
By Susanne Troop on Aug 13, 2008
Wondertwin Powers ACtivate. Form of a nerd, shape of a ummm, nerd?
By Andrew Gordon on Aug 13, 2008
they went that way
By Pamela Hansen on Aug 13, 2008