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GTA IV Celebs Deserve A Round Of Ice Cold Pißwasser
May 01, 2008
From a celebrity standpoint GTA IV has proven itself the gaming equivalent of Live Aid, only the final product is a little more prone to random acts of violence. The crowd of celebs that lined up to get in the game range from Jenna Jameson and Gary Busey to Karl Lagerfeld and Ricky Gervais. It’s a massive crew of starpower, and no one’s even professing to hump Matt Damon and/or Ben Affleck. Kezins broke the news on New York shock jocks Opie and Anthony joining the cast a few weeks back. But they did more than just throw down some dialogue.
Showing off the depth of planning that went into the game, the guys wrote the jingle for the in-game advertisements of GTA’s own signature beer, Pißwasser (pronounced “pisswasser” for you non-Bavarian types. The editors at CVG Online got an actual delivery of the fictional suds. The labels read:
Enjoy the crisp, salty taste of Pißwasser. The German fighting lager of choice for the more discerning binge drinker. Brewed from Rice, barley, hops and the fresh urine of Bavarian virgins.
Warning: May cause karaoke and domestic violence.
Even the GTA IV swag takes the extra step. Click the mp3 file below to listen to Opie and Anthony’s theme song for the in-game brew.
