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Brits Stage Witch Hunt For Kane & Lynch
April 10, 2008
The island nation known for lapses in dental hygiene, hooliganism and a solid record of kicking the ever loving shit out of the Irish have turned their ire to Kane & Lynch. Britain’s Advertising Standards Authority has banned print and television ads for the game on the basis that they are too graphic. A story in the Guardian quoted the ASA ruling as stating, “Grittier and nastier in tone than anything you’ve seen before, the violence here is visceral, brutal and very, very real.” Eidos offered up an apology to the people of the British Isles, hung up the phone and went out for steaks and a trip to the jiggle hut to get titty slapped till dawn. You can’t buy this kind of advertising.
