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Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts 2009 Paves Way For Extreme Taxidermy DS
June 25, 2008
Activision will publish their latest Cabela’s-sponsored thrill killer, Dangerous Hunts 2009, this fall for all consoles. Now gamers can hunt animals that can turn the tables on the people holding the gun. Usually these supposed “man killers” only snuff humans after said animal has had its day on the African veldt or the Canadian wilderness disturbed by a bullet and is generally pissed off.
You will get to put the crosshairs on grizzlies, lions, elephants, wolves, rhinos and more. If anyone at Cabela’s has a sense of humor there will be a mini-game centering around the dangers of a quail hunt with Dick Cheney. Each animal will of course have fangs bared and sharp extremities extruded, right up until you turn it into a skin bag of dead meat. If you miss your shot the animals charge forcing you to go hand to hand with the furry sumbitch. We’re only theorizing on a taxidermy-based title, but Atlus made Trauma Center. Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of tanning hides, mixing polymers and glass eye selection?
