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Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Sophia Wroblewski

Sophia Wroblewski — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:19:10 +0000

Is this supposed to look like me?????????

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by steve merrill

steve merrill — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:06:03 +0000

“Boys, we love ya, but you all are such FOOLS
NONE of us is remotely ‘natural’
ALL of us are contrived packages of falsehood
Sooo, who wants to be MY sugardaddy?”

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by John E

John E — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:59:08 +0000

Party-goers later confirmed they were confused whether to use the “Pinata Stick” or the “Ugly Stick.”

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by elliott

elliott — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:35:42 +0000

Kathy Griffin shows why she’ll on Hollywood’s “D” List FOREVER.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Rebecca

Rebecca — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:04:52 +0000

At least my heads filled with candy and not air like the fool holding me.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Catherine KingChuparkoff

Catherine KingChuparkoff — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:44:10 +0000

Disney wants their Ariel back…

Comment on Max Payne Director John Moore Just A Tad Pissed With Film Ratings Board by abhishek

abhishek — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:49:23 +0000

dark knight satisfied the superficial PG-13 requirements like no blood being shown, joker never stabs anyone(just one slit conveyed thru sound effects)….never mind the horrid fleshy half of dent’s face….or a bomb planted that guys stomoach…..or the pencil trick(where was the pencil supposed to go other than that guy’s errr…. leave it)…..anyway who cares….the movie did rock…..

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by kurt

kurt — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:00:11 +0000

A stripper popping out of a pinata, what will they think of next?

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by steve merrill

steve merrill — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:49:06 +0000

And the Oscar for Best Animated Short Object goes to Mrs. SpongeBob

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by steve merrill

steve merrill — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:47:39 +0000

One of these is ready to swing after a couple of drinks

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by steve merrill

steve merrill — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:46:12 +0000

So true…life does imitate art

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by steve merrill

steve merrill — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:45:23 +0000

Quite amazing what science can do. Here we have the new Britney Bonsai Doll, which of course is a multi-purpose barrel of fun

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by steve merrill

steve merrill — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:43:42 +0000

That’s right….it’s Chucky, in drag and I dare ya to hit on me

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Chrysa

Chrysa — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:54:58 +0000

This is my “before” picture.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Kaycee Snell

Kaycee Snell — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:41:11 +0000

It’s always a tragedy when pinatas commit suicide.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by John Sweeney

John Sweeney — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:09:15 +0000

GIMME THAT

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by wimple

wimple — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:49:01 +0000

Why does SHE get to look better in a bra than I do?

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Theresa Jenkins

Theresa Jenkins — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:30:29 +0000

MEET my twin.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by craig beier

craig beier — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:26:42 +0000

me want this great thing

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Don Schraier

Don Schraier — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:23:39 +0000

Which one is the pinata?

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by brenda helgeson

brenda helgeson — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:41:11 +0000

this paper bitch stole my plastic surgeon

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by tom homrich

tom homrich — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:28:16 +0000

I WANT TO PLAY TODAY

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Carol

Carol — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:16:02 +0000

“Wasn’t it sweet of my mother-in-law to send me this?”

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Donna

Donna — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:47:01 +0000

Raggedy Ann and her new fashion designer.

Comment on Max Payne Director John Moore Just A Tad Pissed With Film Ratings Board by JAcob

JAcob — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:50:32 +0000

It’s a sad thing, The Dark Knight was indeed dark. Man, i was hoping to go with my budy to go see the movie but damn now i won’t be able too hope they fix it or at least edit it to LOOK like a Rated R movie since i’ll be paying for an R rated movie

Comment on New This Week: Games Worth The Cash, Or At Least A Rental by lilwayne

lilwayne — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:00:40 +0000

a i love video games to bad grand theft auto went to my head i started do tha shit in real life.on tha rainbow six stuff i love it i fucking love it.what up p baby cash holaa its murda a bay bay…..,,,,,,,,,,new orleans on mine all my wodies if you wit me waer u at.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Michael McIntosh

Michael McIntosh — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:55:28 +0000

Ok I put her up- NOWWWW Can I go to the bathroom????

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Jamielee Kimball

Jamielee Kimball — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:06:57 +0000

Say hello to Chucky’s new bride…that smile scares the crap out of me! I’ll just hold her feet…hurry up and hit her.

Comment on Heather Vandeven Gets A New Face From Eyetronics by Thomas

Thomas — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:35:49 +0000

Great post!
Here is an interview with Heather Vandeven -
http://www.modelsobserver.com/Heather_Vandeven.html

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Kelly.C

Kelly.C — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:24:02 +0000

Wow,Pick me,

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Jim W.

Jim W. — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:35:38 +0000

I couldn’t mind getting a paper cut

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by linda n

linda n — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:57:17 +0000

Where is Jaws when you need him

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by KrIsTa RoSe

KrIsTa RoSe — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:53:11 +0000

Will the REAL red head please take a swing at the FAKE one???

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by djp

djp — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:38:25 +0000

this is from aunt wilma, thank you so much, i know just where to put it

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Michael Dupree

Michael Dupree — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:55:05 +0000

We were separated at birth.She didn’t make it

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Patricia C. Hilke

Patricia C. Hilke — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:10:47 +0000

I like this prize

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Jason Williams

Jason Williams — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:43:47 +0000

Nothing says Mexican fiesta like an Irish woman holding a hawaiian pinata

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Joanne Hibl

Joanne Hibl — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:37:46 +0000

I’ve got the woowe character

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by valerie mabrey

valerie mabrey — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:45:00 +0000

Make sure you smack the right one!

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Amir

Amir — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:06:53 +0000

Rasta Piniata

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Tim Breer

Tim Breer — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:58:14 +0000

Have a great day!

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Erica C.

Erica C. — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:44:35 +0000

I’d look better hanging from a rope too!

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Stephen Saunders

Stephen Saunders — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:47:49 +0000

If I get hit, I’m gonna be mad.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by christopher h

christopher h — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:02:07 +0000

are you sure its not a voodoo doll?
are you SURE its not a voodoo doll???

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by sandra williams

sandra williams — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:00:06 +0000

If I ever look like this, you have my permission to beat me with a stick!

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Brenda Shields

Brenda Shields — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:18:49 +0000

Yes, the baby came out looking like this!

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by tami

tami — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:37:38 +0000

Hef’s next “girls next door”

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Donna S.

Donna S. — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:13:25 +0000

Meet my alter ego Pippi Longstocking!

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Denyse

Denyse — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:45:52 +0000

I’m way too cool for this game:)

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Tammy Hankins

Tammy Hankins — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:37:09 +0000

this would be cool

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Keith Peschel

Keith Peschel — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:29:53 +0000

This would be a neat present for my daughter

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Carol Foster

Carol Foster — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:35:52 +0000

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Marilyn Wons

Marilyn Wons — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:38:20 +0000

That idiot better not miss and hit me with the pinata stick..

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Jennifer B.

Jennifer B. — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:04:00 +0000

Don’t fall asleep, the Pinata People will clone you.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Adrienne Gordon

Adrienne Gordon — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:55:48 +0000

Kathy Griffin realizes she is a D-lister when people think the pinata is her.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Patricia Hill

Patricia Hill — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:30:34 +0000

See my new WOW character. Level 30 Troll.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by sterling

sterling — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:02:04 +0000

Will the real red head, please stand up…or float.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by sterling

sterling — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:01:23 +0000

Your string is hanging.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by sterling

sterling — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:00:00 +0000

I was so worried that we would be dressed alike.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by SANDY

SANDY — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:41:41 +0000

Don’t worry …be happpy

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Semion McCarty

Semion McCarty — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:30:08 +0000

This is why cloning of pinatas is discouraged.

Comment on Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest by Semion McCarty

Semion McCarty — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:28:30 +0000

Which twin has the Toni?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Tiffany Hulbert

Tiffany Hulbert — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:49:07 +0000

I would have smiled if I knew they were going to take our picture.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Tiffany Hulbert

Tiffany Hulbert — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:48:36 +0000

Grossman knows what it’s like to get screwed…in more ways than one.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Joanne Hibl

Joanne Hibl — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:22:57 +0000

Enjoy this for now

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by patrick moran

patrick moran — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:01:22 +0000

please don’t do that, my mothers here.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:58:57 +0000

Enjoy this for now because you know you get no pleasure.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:57:44 +0000

God is gonna torment you.

*Packers player goes to heaven and gets pounded by the man upstairs*

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Bryan

Bryan — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:56:59 +0000

A modern, more politicaly correct game of Smear the Queer.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:55:51 +0000

Enjoy the present I left in your ass.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:54:03 +0000

Kids, don’t try this anywhere.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:53:24 +0000

Your wife must not be pleasing you if you came to me.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Susanne Troop

Susanne Troop — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:51:10 +0000

Oops, There It Is!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:50:27 +0000

I’ll call my homie over, he’ll give it to you from the front.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:44:24 +0000

NO ANAL SEX WITH A FIST STRAP ON!!!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:43:18 +0000

GOTTA SHOW MY MOMMA WHO I REALLY AM!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:43:00 +0000

Get used to this all night.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:38:24 +0000

You’re lucky I’m wearing a cup.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Jill Myrick

Jill Myrick — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:34:44 +0000

Git “R” Done !

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:33:28 +0000

We were role playing.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:27:38 +0000

It’s like stuffing a turkey.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dason

Dason — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:13:40 +0000

Rex Grossman is thinking, I’m on the wrong team.

Comment on The Top Five Mercs To Ever Pop A Cap In Pop Culture by Dart_Adams

Dart_Adams — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:58:45 +0000

Regarding Ryan Reynolds’ previous hero roles, he HAS played a Marvel hero before:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_King

One.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Joanne

Joanne — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:51:34 +0000

Madden Rocks On!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Ann

Ann — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:40:14 +0000

Packer slams tight end Cub! Wham bam thank you sports fan!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Denise

Denise — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:23:31 +0000

The humpbacker works his magic on the field.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Chuck Darrah

Chuck Darrah — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:20:02 +0000

Oh sexy rexy!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Bryan B

Bryan B — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:56:02 +0000

Winner of the “First Annual Green Bay Fudge Packer Sacker” Award. Awarded for the most fudge packing sacks in Green Bay history!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by annhunter

annhunter — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:50:22 +0000

“Keep listening. You’ll hear it” (heh,heh)!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by vanessa hunter

vanessa hunter — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:42:21 +0000

Nahhh…I’ll stick to girls!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Heather

Heather — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:26:21 +0000

I’m telling you my girl loves it this way- you definitely try it.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Dan M

Dan M — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:21:26 +0000

This would be much better if we moved to the shower.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by melissa m.

melissa m. — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:33:57 +0000

Confused, Rex misinterprets the term “quarterback”, as he bends over and takes a “quarter”-pound of one of the Green Bay Packers to the backside…

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Lily Kwan

Lily Kwan — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:45:04 +0000

I forgot, what play is this called again?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by wimple

wimple — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:55:50 +0000

Why Oh Why did I have to be outted by a Packer in front of thousands?!?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by TIM

TIM — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:41:00 +0000

Ahem …While those two horse around on the field, let’s take a quick commercial break. Are we out? ……NOW would be good ………Hey guys, are you hearing me in the truck? ………Guys? ……………FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP STUFFING YOUR FACES AND LOOK AT THE FREAKIN MONITOR!!!!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Roy

Roy — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:18:39 +0000

Football card photo day just got more graphic!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Melanie C.

Melanie C. — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:08:00 +0000

Help! I lost a contact!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Jay F

Jay F — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:46:23 +0000

The NFL network takes on Comedy Central. Here, a scene from an ingame re-enactment of the first South Park episode - “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Leon

Leon — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:31:22 +0000

I always wanted to be the quarterback!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by brian kass

brian kass — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:58:32 +0000

“lets just keep this on down low…”

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by a. tracy

a. tracy — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:51:35 +0000

Who let the dogs out?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Robert R

Robert R — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:32:02 +0000

Taking one for the team…

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by John E.

John E. — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:10:01 +0000

Grossman suddenly felt a strong urge to ask his team for a trade to San Fransisco.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by James Pawlik

James Pawlik — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:47:19 +0000

Maybe this will make be quicker like Bart Favre!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Chrysa

Chrysa — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:28:40 +0000

Um, can this wait until later?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by A. Ashley

A. Ashley — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:22:00 +0000

Rex Grossman ,the first NFL player to win an Adult Video Award.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by K.Vallee

K.Vallee — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:51:47 +0000

is this my good side….. smile

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by L Slayton

L Slayton — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:42:18 +0000

They said, “Safe sex, NOT safety sex!!”

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by philip halter

philip halter — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:04:05 +0000

great prize

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by susan p

susan p — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:50:17 +0000

I wish I could quit you…

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Robert K

Robert K — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:49:11 +0000

What the heck, man!! Just because I put my hands between other guys’ legs doesn’t make me gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Jennifer Fohlbrook

Jennifer Fohlbrook — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:21:49 +0000

I’m going to have to rethink this whole “Tight-end” thing

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Darlene Wetzel

Darlene Wetzel — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:00:19 +0000

I hope no one noticed.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:03:16 +0000

Chicago has finally come to accept the true meaning behind “The Super Bowl Shuffle” and has come out of the closet! (See “The Super Bowl Shuffle” video to see what I mean.)

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Jean F

Jean F — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:29:57 +0000

No, seriously, Kevin Spacey was holding the guy just like this!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by sterling

sterling — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:03:30 +0000

“roughing the passer”, 10 yard penalty!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Veronica

Veronica — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:24:51 +0000

Sexy Rexy! Sexy Rexy! I’ve wanted this for so long!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:13:20 +0000

The 2008 remake of Chicago’s “Super Bowl Shuffle”.

Comment on Ion Drum Rocker, The First Peripheral That Might Result In Sex With A Woman by MrBazooka

MrBazooka — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:40:26 +0000

This WILL be mine!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Jim W.

Jim W. — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:13:00 +0000

This is why Favre didn’t return!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by trudee carreiro

trudee carreiro — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:29:10 +0000

thanks for taking one for the team

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Mike Haas

Mike Haas — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:15:46 +0000

Personal Foul,Personal Foul, C’mon ref, where’s the flag?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Michelle Hohertz

Michelle Hohertz — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:46:06 +0000

You will… assume the position.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Kellie

Kellie — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:36:25 +0000

Take it like a man!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Danelle

Danelle — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:11:48 +0000

Passions of football!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Danelle

Danelle — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:11:27 +0000

Taking it the hard way!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by colten edwards

colten edwards — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:46:53 +0000

can’t imagine why my son doesn’t want to be a football player

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Danny

Danny — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:04:58 +0000

Man I like it rough!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Stephanie Kinchen

Stephanie Kinchen — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:50:12 +0000

Thanks for taking one for the team!!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Tad

Tad — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:24:46 +0000

Dis is how we treat Gators down in da bayou!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by wimple

wimple — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:19:39 +0000

Geez, this is gonna be worse than the Janet Jackson “boob reveal”.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by wimple

wimple — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:16:56 +0000

It’s bump and RUN, you dork, not bump and hump!

Comment on The Top Five Mercs To Ever Pop A Cap In Pop Culture by sethk

sethk — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:22:26 +0000

@Brian
I had a pre-holiday braincramp. Thanks for pointing out the correction.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by pat s

pat s — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:27:35 +0000

a little more massageing on the left please!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Michael Payne

Michael Payne — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:49:40 +0000

And the ESPY goes to…

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by joni

joni — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:11:20 +0000

“Okay, what wise guy put the super glue in my jock strap?”

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by diane redcay

diane redcay — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:04:27 +0000

“Ops there is is”!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Jason Williams

Jason Williams — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:20:46 +0000

I flew my parents in for the game, and this is what they see?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Sandra Koontz

Sandra Koontz — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:19:02 +0000

Not here! Stupid!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Daniel Hinzman

Daniel Hinzman — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:55:35 +0000

Couldn’t you wait till after the game.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Timothy Chalfant

Timothy Chalfant — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:06:10 +0000

Hey!!! Will this play be in Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition? I hope so!!!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Carol

Carol — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:00:19 +0000

When they told you to screw us, I think they meant WIN THE GAME!

Comment on Das Gamer Too Human Caption Contest by Carol Nine

Carol Nine — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:37:03 +0000

Thanks a lot! Now my kids will be borrowing my drill to see if Legos really have blood inside them.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by GLENN STURGE

GLENN STURGE — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:12:29 +0000

REAR ENDED!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by ROBERT KOHN

ROBERT KOHN — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:11:19 +0000

HINDSIGHT IS BETTER THAN FORESIGHT!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by MARILYN HAYES

MARILYN HAYES — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:05:00 +0000

COMING UP FROM BEHIND

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by Herb

Herb — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:37:35 +0000

Haha, Agonize is a newfag.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Robert Ford

Robert Ford — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:15:55 +0000

LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Francisco Hernandez

Francisco Hernandez — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 06:49:44 +0000

Please don’t get attached. This is totally a one time thing. I usually go for tight ends.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by brenda helgeson

brenda helgeson — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 03:11:46 +0000

rex, i think you missed your calling, your a much better tight end

Comment on The Gaping Chasm Between WoW Games And Their Cinematic Trailers Continues by Josh

Josh — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:05:01 +0000

Do I care? Yes and no. You were right on the money saying that Blizzard doesn’t need to care about producing a really good trailer: Their core market is already playing the game, and they can be virtually certain that Lich King is going to sell a metric ass-ton of copies regardless of the trailers. That being said, it would be nice if the trailer gave the players a general overview of what new things we’re going to have to tackle. One of the biggest problems I, as a first-time WoW player, find is the lack of guidance: The game doesn’t really tell you about the other zones of the game and how to get there, they just assume you’re going to find them eventually. No signs, no directions, and most importantly, no quests!

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by agonizesucks

agonizesucks — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:13:11 +0000

goddamnit agonize, can you fail any harder? just by not knowing what the hell “wins the internet” means and where it comes from, you have shown that you are less knowledgeable in general than metiphis, something that is only backed up by the fact that you say he has no self respect, which is a shitty insult in general. In short, you are a faggot, get the hell out you fucking nigger kike sand-dabbing jew-loving nazi.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Liz Cuellar

Liz Cuellar — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:55:39 +0000

I told you already, your not my type!!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Sherri B.

Sherri B. — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:39:06 +0000

Is anybody looking? I feel like people are watching us? You said no one would ever know!!!!

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Brian — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:20:58 +0000

Actually, it doesn’t come out until August 31st. :)

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Brenda Shields

Brenda Shields — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:35:54 +0000

Hey, I’m not the tight end!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Erica C.

Erica C. — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:49:55 +0000

I told you…only in the bedroom!

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by John Stipe

John Stipe — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:56:04 +0000

Hmm, towards the end of the trailer, where the “hulk” type creature gets blown up, anyone recognise a sound effect from Quake 2? Specifically when you kill a “tank” in Quake 2.

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Perez — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:37:43 +0000

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josh — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:49:20 +0000

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http://www.autoclub.com.au/uploaded_images/lotus-elise-s-40th-anniversary-2008-770714.jpg

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Shaun Davis

Shaun Davis — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:56:53 +0000

“So…how’s the wife and kids?”

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Linda Moeller

Linda Moeller — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:36:20 +0000

That HAS to hurt.

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by name(required)

name(required) — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:36:06 +0000

Those voices are probably just fill-ins, and they’re probably going to get something much more polished before the game is released.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by yobies

yobies — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:27:12 +0000

Cough Please

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Terry Vanderpool

Terry Vanderpool — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:32:18 +0000

thats gonna leave a mark

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Charlie

Charlie — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:33:35 +0000

In an effort to attract a more diverse fanbase, suggestive poses are being encouraged in the NFL. Too bad they didn’t show the cheerleaders.

Comment on The Gaping Chasm Between WoW Games And Their Cinematic Trailers Continues by Malform

Malform — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:59:25 +0000

Yeah I have a problem with that to
that’s why I dont play it either

Now if they could make it 3rd person
action\adventure game I’m all in

Until then
No Thanks

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by michelle lopez

michelle lopez — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:56:28 +0000

Now that”s what i call a tight end!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Lori Williams

Lori Williams — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:16:06 +0000

Damn! We gonna be on TMZ tomorrow bro!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by djp

djp — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:36:50 +0000

“dude, wake up” “really, dude, wake up!”

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by tim brown

tim brown — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:33:13 +0000

Dont ask dont tell
THANK YOU GOD BLESS

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by russell day

russell day — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:51:11 +0000

Brokeback Packer Coming to a NFL statium near you.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Kate

Kate — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:18:04 +0000

penalty in the end zone!

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by Agonize

Agonize — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:54:23 +0000

You call the posters ignorant..but did you really just say “wins the internet” ? You look like a fucking retard. No one with any self respect would say that shit.

Valve making this game only means that it better be good, because that is what everyone expects. It in no way guarantees that it will be good. Better hope it doesn’t suck complete balls.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Edwina Caito

Edwina Caito — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:57:17 +0000

Gives whole new meaning to “touch back”

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Michele Guinsburg

Michele Guinsburg — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:47:45 +0000

Are you taking your dog’s meds again?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by leloni

leloni — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:52:21 +0000

Geez, the things I will do for publicity, I feel like Kathy Griffin!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by J Chaborek

J Chaborek — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:21:27 +0000

So this is what an eligible receiver in the end zone is!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by J Chaborek

J Chaborek — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:17:58 +0000

No longer just for the showers after the game.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Marie Fink

Marie Fink — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:45:22 +0000

I said I hope they don’t penalize me! NOT come Penetrate me!! Gees!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Stephen Saunders

Stephen Saunders — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:44:00 +0000

This how ya do it!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by R Hicks

R Hicks — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:19:28 +0000

New training techniques!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Marko Djordjevic

Marko Djordjevic — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:11:05 +0000

BTW - who won last week’s caption?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Marko Djordjevic

Marko Djordjevic — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:10:28 +0000

With so many NFL players having problems with the law, Green Bay Packer’s Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila takes it upon himself to show everyone what they could experience if they go against the law.

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by Metiphis

Metiphis — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:48:11 +0000

Ok first off for some of the ignorant posters above me, this game will be fantastic. It is made by Valve so it automatically wins the internet, no arguments. Second, this game is made for online co-op, with an option for players to be “Boss” zombies and antagonize the main group at certain key locations. The voiced in the trailer ARE NOT featured in the game, you will hear the voices of your fellow co-op players from your speakers.

So in short, before you judge a game, learn a bit more about it.

Good day to you.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Marilyn Wons

Marilyn Wons — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:38:45 +0000

You dog you!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Randy R

Randy R — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:26:47 +0000

“This is the only way you can ‘go deep’ Rex.”

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by Spyre

Spyre — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:01:16 +0000

I don’t think thats the voice acting, I think its meant the be the voices of the players, since this is being pitched as a co-op game

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by christopher h

christopher h — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:25:57 +0000

the packers score on chicago yet again

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by .

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:48:33 +0000

Oh god that voice acting was terrible.. I’ve been hyped for this game more than anyone but dear god I hope these aren’t the actors in the game. a lot of the voices sound like the soldier from team fortress 2 which is great in a wacky funny kind of game but in a game where you’re supposed to have a “oh god we’re gonna die WTF WAS THAT” type of mood.. Not so much

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by DM

DM — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:44:24 +0000

The trailer looked good but anyone can make a good trailer. Also the voice acting was terrible. They were yelling and hollering but not in a scary way but in I just got a new FPS way. If the characters are not scarred how can the developers expect the players to be scarred. If I saw that terrifying hulk like zombie creature I would be pissing my pants terrified and begging Jesus to save me.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Sandra Perea

Sandra Perea — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:32:45 +0000

Bark! Bark!

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by JenX

JenX — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:08:37 +0000

The video LOOKED cool, but the voices… The level of voice acting was only marginally better than badly dubbed anime… The sound of a game can really set the tone.

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by j227

j227 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:47:19 +0000

Coner, its too bad you like dick.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Sheila Fiske

Sheila Fiske — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:44:11 +0000

Do you like it doggie style?

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Andrew Gordon

Andrew Gordon — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:50:40 +0000

Rex finally “scores”

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by dude

dude — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:43:50 +0000

Cant wait!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Lori Downs

Lori Downs — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:30:40 +0000

may I have another please

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by michael woods

michael woods — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:05:15 +0000

This is just “Gross…Man”, thought you were a quarterback, not a tight end…Goodness

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by Jrad

Jrad — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:23:42 +0000

Hmm, could be cool. Looks like it might be a real dark Serious Sam, but with zombies.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Roxie

Roxie — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:11:48 +0000

Just bend over and take it!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by SANDY

SANDY — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:21:45 +0000

oh yeh baby- almost there-oh yeh…

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Kimberly Cook

Kimberly Cook — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:22:46 +0000

That’s why they call Green Bay the “Packers”!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Robert Schiferl

Robert Schiferl — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:19:57 +0000

Again Rex is taking one for the team.

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Karil Whetstone

Karil Whetstone — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:12:54 +0000

I’ve heard about being rear ended,but this to way to close

Comment on Left 4 Dead Is Going To Keep Some People Up At Night by dave

dave — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:44:45 +0000

Holy shit!

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Barb V.

Barb V. — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:43:20 +0000

Don’t ask….don’t tell

Comment on Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition by Sean H

Sean H — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:38:48 +0000

Now I see why they call you Sexy Rexy