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Das Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of Blitz The League II
October 16, 2008
The only football game on the market that reflects the seamier side of the NFL, Blitz The League II, hit shelves this week. Blitz II doesn’t have officially licensed NFL logos, team names or franchise NFL players. But you can make a good argument that it does a better job of representing all facets of pro pigskin that some other football titles on the market. Plus, where else can you play mini games like “jam the syringe in the lineman” or “pop in the dislocated shoulder?”
If you want a full run down on the features in Blitz II, read our interview with Midway developer Jacob Beucler. If you just want to skip all that and just go right into winning your copy of Blitz II for the Xbox 360, hit the jump and write a caption for the photo below in the comments section.
Standard Das Gamer rules apply for this caption contest. Leave a caption for the above pic in the caption section. The contest runs until Wednesday, 3pm eastern.
UPDATE:
We got a winner taking home a copy of Blitz The League II and a New York Nightmares helmet going to:
Following the success of “the surge”, the United States has decided to revamp it’s military campaign in Iraq utilizing three intimidating new weapons: Shock, Awe, and Steve. - K-GUT
Honorable mentions for:
Look, these two are mavericks… By leloni
Louis, this is your blind date. By Ken Robinson
The experimental tooth paste did whiten their teeth, but unfortunately there were some side effects… By kathy
127 Responses to “Das Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of Blitz The League II”
Look at that freak with the glasses!
By Sterling on Oct 16, 2008
Someday when I grow up, tattoo my entire body and find a fancy vest…my soul patch will be this long.
By Sterling on Oct 16, 2008
It would appear that “some of us” have a bit more time than the others.
By Sterling on Oct 16, 2008
Following the success of “the surge”, the United States has decided to revamp it’s military campaign in Iraq utilizing three intimidating new weapons: Shock, Awe, and Steve.
By K-Gut on Oct 16, 2008
Thank GOD my mommy hugged me.
By Vincent Bashi on Oct 16, 2008
Getting bromantic.
By Zach W on Oct 17, 2008
Sing “Which one of these…isn’t like the other. Which one of these doesn’t belong?”
By Sterling on Oct 17, 2008
Is that one of those cool belt buckles with the built-in bottle opener?
By Sterling on Oct 17, 2008
I once caught a fish this big.
By Sterling on Oct 17, 2008
“This is gonna be the best yearbook photo EVER!”
By Joe Cam on Oct 17, 2008
See what happens when you get drunk and fall asleep at the frat house.
By sterling on Oct 17, 2008
Ouch! Getting your beard pulled is more painful than tatooing your whole head.
By Eileen on Oct 18, 2008
I just saved a ton of money on my auto insurance
By Arnie Reaper on Oct 18, 2008
He’s missing a piece.
By Carol on Oct 18, 2008
I can’t find the corner piece
By Sandy on Oct 18, 2008
In the company of (very, very) strangers.
By Gaye McGill on Oct 18, 2008
I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
By deanna marzolf on Oct 18, 2008
Can you believe that THIS is the only place I can grow any hair?!?!
By Veronica Jarvis on Oct 18, 2008
underneath this vest lies a pussy cat.
By Linda Begly on Oct 18, 2008
STOP PULLING MY BEARD OR I WILL HULK SMASH YOU
By Teashia on Oct 18, 2008
The guy tells me he is a Genie and if I rub his bottle he will grant me three wishes. Should I?
By Ralph Sayre on Oct 18, 2008
I want my $5 foot long NOW!
By Robin Farnsworth on Oct 18, 2008
There ain’t no rule that says a zombie can’t play football.
By Paul on Oct 18, 2008
Girls love facial hair!
By Erica C. on Oct 18, 2008
Guy on the left is wishing he was more in the picture.
The other guy is a homosexual General.
The blue guy is a lost individual.
And Bill Gates brother is looking for a good time.
Met up in a bar, somewhere in a gay marriage state.
By sde7olution on Oct 18, 2008
We’re off to see the Wizard….
By Marilyn Wons on Oct 18, 2008
yes, he got “jiggy with it”
By Andrew Gordon on Oct 18, 2008
Gotta win!!!
By Anthony Giasone on Oct 18, 2008
Look, these two are mavericks…
By leloni on Oct 18, 2008
When I say smile, I mean S-M-I-L-E dammit!
By Dan Mulloy on Oct 18, 2008
I won prom king!
By Denyse on Oct 18, 2008
Hey it’s my turn to put the next piece of the puzzle in!
By Mary Memering on Oct 18, 2008
Looks like a bunch of wild and crazzzzzy guys
By Tammy Jean on Oct 18, 2008
The son of Smurfette and Hellboy.
By Pat Connors on Oct 18, 2008
Getting together for their 10th high school reunion the guys joked about how much they had changed - Phil now wore glasses!
By Anne L. on Oct 18, 2008
each candidate is allowed to invite three personal friends to the presidential debate
By christopher h on Oct 18, 2008
We are for McCain……Get out and vote! McCain……..
By Thiago Lane on Oct 18, 2008
i can’t wait for the next female mud wrestler
By susan varney on Oct 18, 2008
this is a reproductive organ????
By gloria anderson on Oct 18, 2008
what? no more blue ink!
By charles yount on Oct 18, 2008
Where is the missing piece to the puzzle?
By Sheila F on Oct 18, 2008
ahhh i wanna win
By isaac dilbert on Oct 18, 2008
Trick or treat
By John Mizell on Oct 18, 2008
Stop pulling my chin hair … my skin is turning into blue jigsaw pieces!!!
By Joe Della Valle on Oct 18, 2008
Hi!! This is the handsome devil in the middle here. I like long walks on the beach, dinner by candlelight, plastic fruit, fuzzy slippers, rocket science, home shopping channels and hugs from my grandma. Personal ad# 666
:)
By A.R. on Oct 18, 2008
Dude, the beard is real!
By Betty King on Oct 18, 2008
Stop pulling my chin hair you’re making my horns grow
By Robin on Oct 18, 2008
Hot 3-way in the Manhole.
By ky2here on Oct 18, 2008
Great contest thanks alot
By Dale Louderback on Oct 18, 2008
Believe it or not, the guy on the right is the one in costume!
By Richard Olchefski on Oct 18, 2008
got blitz?
By HM on Oct 18, 2008
Louis, this is your blind date.
By Ken Robinson on Oct 18, 2008
OH No It’s my Ex Boyfriends!!!!
By lisa mazola on Oct 19, 2008
Dad, remember when you told uncle Frank to go to hell? SURPRISE!! He’s back!
By pamela priebe on Oct 19, 2008
I just grew this goatie…do you like?
By Randall Curran on Oct 19, 2008
take him apart and put him back in the box puzzles done
By david basile on Oct 19, 2008
I’m always the life of the party!
By amir on Oct 19, 2008
He is my gynocologist!
By dianne on Oct 19, 2008
“A few more of these, and he’s going to be looking mighty good!”
By Denise B. on Oct 19, 2008
Meet the newest member of Blue Man Group.
By Kathy Scott on Oct 19, 2008
Is he pissed or what?
By Linda on Oct 19, 2008
“Do you know Hell-Boy?”
By Jason on Oct 19, 2008
Das Great :-)…..amazing look !!
By Keith Keingarsky on Oct 19, 2008
TICKLE, TICKLE
By GALENA PENROD on Oct 19, 2008
Are you sure this is my clone.
By dawn on Oct 19, 2008
hope I win
By Joe Fuchs on Oct 19, 2008
Happy Halloween
By Thomas Gibson on Oct 19, 2008
Oh My God it’s real!!!
By Margaret Stephens on Oct 19, 2008
Is it Halloween yet?
By Dan Smith on Oct 19, 2008
The third-party candidates were disappointed when Mike Shieffer would not let them sit in on the Obama-McCain debate.
By elliott on Oct 19, 2008
Looks like someone is angry.
By Kathleen Dalton on Oct 19, 2008
Gen out of the bottle and up a creek.
By Richard Hansen on Oct 19, 2008
I don’t know what to think
By Kaye Knight on Oct 19, 2008
If you have an erection for more than 4 hours and look like this PLEASE contact your doctor immediately
By Michael Dupree on Oct 19, 2008
ok……well….
By djp on Oct 19, 2008
what a game
By tom homrich on Oct 19, 2008
Freaky, but I like it!
By Frank Saba on Oct 19, 2008
And the unlockable secret characters are…
By Stacy on Oct 19, 2008
Oh look, Its papa smurf! Cool
By Veronica Shults on Oct 19, 2008
Lucky for me, my anger management group was nearby…
By Cary Gordon on Oct 20, 2008
Drink up - I think I aced the Blue Man Group audition.
By Cynthia C on Oct 20, 2008
going to win
By Joe Fuchs on Oct 20, 2008
Fellas…I am super-constipated…..
By Rob Little on Oct 20, 2008
Gay for pay!
By Sterling on Oct 20, 2008
No on prop 8!
By Sterling on Oct 20, 2008
Look Bill, you are going to have to tone it down a bit if you want to hang with us…now cut that soul patch down.
By Sterling on Oct 20, 2008
Veruca Salt has met her match…on piece at a time.
By Sterling on Oct 20, 2008
the leaders of the new revolt over capitalism
By kevin on Oct 20, 2008
Are you ready?
By Patricia Moneta on Oct 20, 2008
Any body want to guess where the missing peice of my puzzle is???
By Bea on Oct 20, 2008
Great contest thanks
By Frances Watson on Oct 20, 2008
can a guy get a drink around here?
By HM on Oct 21, 2008
Somebody didn’t use his teeth whitener today!
By Irma Doherty on Oct 21, 2008
oh what i would’nt give if i could watch em get goosed.
By GALENA PENROD on Oct 21, 2008
Oh, I saw this guy on TV. Cool…..
By Teresa Crosswhite on Oct 21, 2008
Look what they did to me, all blue and starry, even these horns - That’s the last time I get drunk and fall asleep at your Frat Party.
By Gene Garvin on Oct 21, 2008
come here blue boy
By Joe Fuchs on Oct 21, 2008
that one of those cool belt buckles with the built-in bottle opener?
By hazel hunt on Oct 21, 2008
art thats what he calls it?
THANK YOU GOD BLESS
By tim brown on Oct 21, 2008
“Palin Around”
By renzo trigoso on Oct 21, 2008
Ugly and wierd
By Cindy J on Oct 21, 2008
Looks like an awesome time!
By Jeff Wehle on Oct 21, 2008
You distinctly SAID that enough Stoli 100 Proof, applied internally, would remove ink AND magic marker!!
By flared0ne on Oct 21, 2008
You fell asleep in the Gryffindor common room for HOW LONG??
By Mollie G. on Oct 21, 2008
i swear by my beard of odin it was too much grogg not this crappy beer that turned me blue
By john kent on Oct 21, 2008
Your blue color goes so well with my shoes.
By Roger Deming on Oct 21, 2008
WHY DON’T ANY OF THE LADIES WANT TO DANCE WITH ME? IS IT MY BREATH? DOES ANYONE HACE A TIC-TAC? IT PUZZLES ME WHY I CAN’T GET A GIRL!
By MARCY on Oct 21, 2008
this whole thing is all a bit “puzzling”!!
By anne on Oct 22, 2008
So the rumors are true…the missing Blue Man Group member became possessed…
By Robert R on Oct 22, 2008
Kids, this is what happens when you take drugs. He used to be a Smurf, now look at him!
By Lily Kwan on Oct 22, 2008
The experimental tooth paste did whiten their teeth, but unfortunately there were some side effects…
By kathy on Oct 22, 2008
Which one of you guys got the missing piece to my puzzle?
By Mike Haas on Oct 22, 2008
I shouldn’t have tried that new body wash.
By Donna K on Oct 22, 2008
When I find the person who colored in the stars I’ll tear them limb from limb.
By Gene Garvin on Oct 22, 2008
Sometimes farts do smell
By Sharon W on Oct 22, 2008
the new three stooges
By susan p on Oct 22, 2008
not hate me cause I am beautiful
By dorothy l on Oct 22, 2008
the three stooges on CRACK
By kathy pease on Oct 22, 2008
Your beard is soft, just like Mom’s
By Jim W. on Oct 22, 2008
Ok Ok your better then me!!!
By Joe Fuchs on Oct 22, 2008
I look much tougher than him…don’t I?
By julie on Oct 22, 2008
Say “No” to drugs!!
By Tatiana Wilson on Oct 22, 2008
Halloween?
By cynthia on Oct 22, 2008
Should I yank on it or not?
By Charlene Kuser on Oct 22, 2008
That hurts!
By Susanne Troop on Oct 22, 2008
BLUE MAN group will be so envious.
By Linda Moeller on Oct 22, 2008
Der contest is closed. Will announce a winner shortly in a post update.
By Seth Kelly on Oct 22, 2008