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Das Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of MotoGP 08 For The Xbox 360
November 12, 2008
The sport of MotoGP racing is still flying somewhere between Kimbo Slice and jai alai on the domestic sports radar. Not a lot of US sports fans have heard of MotoGP or know anything about the riders. Here’s two tidbits for you. A handful of guys travel the world to exotic locations, race one another on brightly colored death rockets and have Paddock Girls on hand to wait on them hand and foot. If the devastating notion that you picked the wrong career has yet to sink in, just take a moment.
For a full preview of MotoGP 08 from Capcom you can click here. If you just want to jump into the contest and take your shot at winning a copy of MotoGP 08 for the Xbox 360, hit the jump. Standard caption contest rules apply. The contest stays open until next Wednesday, 3pm eastern.
What? You thought people only race motorcycles? Open up your minds people, and leave your captions in the comment section below.
UPDATE:
The winner is:
Sheila realized that her 156 pound benign tumor needed to be removed when it started calling her a big fat bitch.
-Shannon
Honorable Mentions:
Facing the economic crisis, Santa Clause is forced to lay off Rudolph and his crew and hold try outs for a cheaper sled team.
-Scott
…And 9 months later son, you were born.
-Justin
182 Responses to “Das Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of MotoGP 08 For The Xbox 360”
Got my popcorn and waiting for the comments…
By aleks on Nov 12, 2008
King of the Hill
By POINT84 on Nov 12, 2008
Welcome to Gilley’s. Ride our live bull!
By Carol on Nov 12, 2008
Love this one!!!
By Robert McGuinness on Nov 12, 2008
No shirt, no shoes, no teeth, no brains required!!!
By Robert Hardy on Nov 12, 2008
I TOLD you I had a red 450 to race!
By Kelly Hardy on Nov 12, 2008
That’s sick
By lvtrance on Nov 12, 2008
And then I went to A.A.
By ky2here on Nov 12, 2008
McCain/Palin Supporters
By Brian N. on Nov 12, 2008
Fat people make great lard soap…but not much else.
By Cynthia on Nov 12, 2008
She’s my daughter and my wife!
By Erica C. on Nov 12, 2008
love to ride but you ain’t gonna be my bride
By susan varney on Nov 12, 2008
top of the world ma !! top of the world !!
By Michael Hurley on Nov 12, 2008
remember old timer, ass grass or twinkies
By christopher h on Nov 12, 2008
A Family Night in West Virginia !
By Chris Printy on Nov 12, 2008
Stretching that red spandex to it’s limit and it passed the test
By Glenn True on Nov 12, 2008
I just threw up.
By Andrew Gordon on Nov 12, 2008
Dignity- yer doin’ it wrong!!
By Ali on Nov 12, 2008
Redneck version of Mario and Yoshi.
By Adam Mason on Nov 12, 2008
Unbridled love!
By Sterling on Nov 12, 2008
let the good times roll.
By tritty74 on Nov 12, 2008
Got my popcorn.
By Timothy Sternberg on Nov 12, 2008
I claim this land in the name of…er, uh…I just claim it.
By sterling on Nov 12, 2008
Earthquake preparedness training.
By sterling on Nov 12, 2008
Does riding this gigantic woman make me look fat?
By sterling on Nov 12, 2008
The latest in halloween costumes…guy riding fat chick. skinny
By sterling on Nov 12, 2008
Chubby chaser.
By sterling on Nov 12, 2008
I remember my first beer.
By sterling on Nov 12, 2008
I bet she has no idea he is back there.
By sterling on Nov 12, 2008
Hubba Hubba.
By sterling on Nov 12, 2008
Yeah, It’s got a hemi.
By Joey on Nov 12, 2008
Y’know, its not so bad after you get settled into the stretch marks. The hardest part was coaxing her with a beer battered steak so I could get on.
By Joey on Nov 12, 2008
Jiggles like a dream.
By Joey on Nov 12, 2008
You shoulda seen what happened after the photo. Tried to start ‘er up with my stirrups, and she exploded.
By Joey on Nov 12, 2008
Red Swimwear: $28
Entrance Fee: $11
Hippo Rides: $5
Knowing the fact that you helped Joey win a copy of MotoGP’08: Pricless
By Joey on Nov 12, 2008
My dreams have finally come true! My wife is big enough to ride to the swap meet!
Thanks, Poor Diet coupled with Couch Potato Lifestyle, along with No Concept of Excerise!
By Joey on Nov 12, 2008
Hard to believe she was only 100 lbs. last June.
Maybe I should stop feeding her scraps under the table.
By Joey on Nov 12, 2008
That’ll do pig, That’ll do.
By Joey on Nov 12, 2008
I am going to need some serious therapy after this one. I mean, seeing your ex up there, like that! OMG! I need a drink!
By Jason on Nov 12, 2008
Where’s my right foot. Oh, yuck! It’s stuck!
By Jason on Nov 12, 2008
OMG!! That is soooo Funny!!
By Silvia Betancourt on Nov 12, 2008
After my 8 second ride, I tossed my cookies.
By Randy T on Nov 13, 2008
Riding in the rumble seat was never this sweet.
By Ken Robinson on Nov 13, 2008
Wish you were here!
By Stephen Saunders on Nov 13, 2008
These people live in this world but a different universe.
By Lisa L. on Nov 13, 2008
Food Costs: $80
Gas prices: $4.00 a gallon
Having your coworkers see your new Hog: PRICELESS
By Charles on Nov 13, 2008
What a soft ride!
By Marilyn Wons on Nov 13, 2008
We goin’ hog wild! Yeeeeeehaaaaa!
By Justin Moore on Nov 13, 2008
I can’t believe she would want that published!
By Randall Curran on Nov 13, 2008
When the mechanical bull broke down, they knew what to do.
By David on Nov 13, 2008
Brittany Spears 2025 — what in the hell happened?
By Marie Fink on Nov 13, 2008
And you thought only nerds had epic mounts.
By Adam on Nov 13, 2008
Nice gift, guys, but I meant a Harley.
By Cynthia C on Nov 13, 2008
Hank celebrates succussfully scaling Mount Christina.
By Mike Rogers on Nov 13, 2008
I like BIG BUTTS and I don’t know why!
By denyse on Nov 13, 2008
The cameraman in the back has done had to back up 6 times to try to get the shot.
By April Millwood on Nov 13, 2008
On top of big Betty
wishing for my teeth.
I lost my poor leg
when she got hungry.
By April Millwood on Nov 13, 2008
VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!
By Tony on Nov 13, 2008
Pam Anderson has really gone downhill since her Baywatch days.
By Chad on Nov 13, 2008
former dallis cowboy cheerleader find a new gig!!!
By sara marcy on Nov 13, 2008
“Ride-em Cowboy”
By Teresa on Nov 13, 2008
Do you think I’m pathetic, your the one looking at my picture.
By Brett on Nov 13, 2008
“Noah’s Ark–2008″ The modern day Noah is attempting to round up two of each animal for the ark.
By Renee on Nov 13, 2008
Chubby chasers dream ride
By Steve Singer on Nov 13, 2008
Killin’ time before the Jerry Springer Show.
By leloni on Nov 13, 2008
I’m taking this cow back to the ranch.
By Jason on Nov 13, 2008
Ride it like you own it!
By Charity S. on Nov 13, 2008
MAN THIS IS MORE FUN THAN RIDING A BRUMAK!
By Danny C on Nov 13, 2008
REDNECK RODEO
By RN on Nov 13, 2008
Look Mom…I told you I’d make it big!
By Holly on Nov 13, 2008
Due to the 700 billion dollar bail out, off the charts unemployment and the housing slump this is the only Hawg this biker can afford
By Robin Farnsworth on Nov 13, 2008
Blondes are more fun!
By dianne on Nov 13, 2008
Okay, Her name is Harley. Get it?
By Ralph on Nov 13, 2008
who said fat people can’t have fun
By charles yount on Nov 13, 2008
She’s more woman than I’ll ever be.
By Cleaves on Nov 13, 2008
The day j.W. Fart went 8 seconds on Big Red.
Yahoo!
By belinda pearson on Nov 13, 2008
YES, I found my Viagra but where’s the hole.
By Jerry Przybylski on Nov 13, 2008
Who’s your farmer?!
By Eileen Tien on Nov 14, 2008
The New Age of Chiropractic Care!
By Thomas Gibson on Nov 14, 2008
Im lost for words
By Kelly on Nov 14, 2008
Somebody give this poor man a BAG OF FLOUR!
By Dena on Nov 14, 2008
Barack Obama supporters celebrate his victory.
By Thomas Semesky on Nov 14, 2008
Remember, If you fall off the horse you get right back on again.
By Chris on Nov 14, 2008
On my way to the buffet
By Carol Foster on Nov 14, 2008
UHH, no comment.
By Tom on Nov 14, 2008
Ride ‘em cowboy!!!
By Robert D. on Nov 14, 2008
Sure he’s smiling now. Wait until they switch places.
By Brent Dotson on Nov 14, 2008
just to cool
By jan koontz on Nov 14, 2008
who needs a harley, I got my hog right here!
By craig beier on Nov 14, 2008
DANG! AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS A MYTH..
By quineka pembrook on Nov 14, 2008
Looks like hes enjoying himself !
By Shelly Grigsby on Nov 14, 2008
Facing the economic crisis, Santa Clause is forced to lay off Rudolph and his crew and hold try outs for a cheaper sled team.
By Scott on Nov 14, 2008
I feel bad for people without self respect.
By Julie Moe on Nov 14, 2008
Big girls need love to!
I would love to win!
By Alana Alicea on Nov 15, 2008
Ride ‘em cowboy?
you are a braver man than me.
I got a big girl.
By Jon Smith on Nov 15, 2008
MotoGP08: Much more fun than this.
By Justin Moore on Nov 15, 2008
i bet he’s not married. what an ass
By djp on Nov 15, 2008
Billy Bob riding his Hog to the bar on a West Virginia Saturday Night.
By Richard Nickson, Jr. on Nov 15, 2008
Betty was all smiles as she arrived at the dermatologist’s to have that strange wart removed from her back.
By elliott on Nov 15, 2008
Bill misunderstood when the guys said that they were riding their hogs down to Sarasota.
Epic Fail.
By Joshua on Nov 15, 2008
Yippee-kiyae.
By Richard Hansen on Nov 15, 2008
little red porkette
baby you not too fat
little red porkette
you need BIG love thats gonna last
By brenda helgeson on Nov 15, 2008
Skeeter’s wild ride!
By Meredith S. on Nov 15, 2008
Guess what I’m gonna do with this hand full of flour.
By Michael Dupree on Nov 15, 2008
Live the adventure—The greatest ride of your life!
By Jeremy Haumann on Nov 15, 2008
“And later that night, Bertha was arrested for eating her husband.”
By jason shaw on Nov 15, 2008
Proof that Elvis is alive.
By Fannie on Nov 15, 2008
Why would anyone make a swimming suit for someone who obviously can’t swim?
By Bob on Nov 15, 2008
why ride the bull when you can ride the cow!
By Barbara McCrea on Nov 15, 2008
She’s smiling now, but wait until I sink my spurs!!
By G Robert Henry on Nov 16, 2008
Now that’s a Red Bull!!!
By Anthony on Nov 16, 2008
I put a quarter in the slot but the bull won’t start!!
By Brad on Nov 16, 2008
Who needs a saddle when you can ride bareback?
By Tom Shewbridge on Nov 16, 2008
Two strange people
By Anna T on Nov 16, 2008
Little did she realize the chewie she’d developed in the mayhem of the moment would make the front page of Butts magazine.
By Julie on Nov 17, 2008
It sucked being the butt of so many jokes.
By Julie on Nov 17, 2008
Capitalized Asset.
By Julie on Nov 17, 2008
…And 9 months later son, you were born.
By Justin Gall on Nov 17, 2008
She ain’t going down easy!
By Lisa L. on Nov 17, 2008
Onto the ol’ bump and grind.
By Julie on Nov 17, 2008
NO PROPLEM HANGING ON HERE.
By konny church on Nov 17, 2008
I always wondered what happened to Pauly Shore.
By April on Nov 17, 2008
Ride her cowboy!!
By Christine Lemasson on Nov 17, 2008
Waiting for the V-tec to kick in
By Lauren on Nov 17, 2008
Would you like to order the badonkadonk butt…or, the BADONKADONK butt?
By Sterling on Nov 17, 2008
Broke back mountin’
By Sterling on Nov 17, 2008
ridin’ high on the hog….
By sandra on Nov 17, 2008
it’s called fun
By Eva Mack on Nov 17, 2008
Save a horse, Ride a cow.
By Lynsey Piernick on Nov 17, 2008
i bet he won’t be smiling when i ‘buck-a-roo’ him off me in 3 seconds
By Matthew Meisenhelder on Nov 17, 2008
let me win
By william watkins, Sr. on Nov 17, 2008
THE E.HONDA ACCORD.
Sarah Palin’s answer to foreign-oil dependency.
By RN on Nov 17, 2008
this one is great
By crystal christman on Nov 17, 2008
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer caught without makeup in an awkward moment…
By Brad Webb on Nov 17, 2008
George Bush may need that big red wagon to ride out of the White House.
By SONYA on Nov 18, 2008
DAM , now I hate bacon and the color red.
By SONYA on Nov 18, 2008
I’m afraid to go to sleep now , I can’t get this picture out of my mind. Help me please, Help me please.
By SONYA on Nov 18, 2008
You know the other part of that red fabric is lost somewhere in between , well , you know it’s just gone.
By SONYA on Nov 18, 2008
They say that video girls have all the fun , you go bit**, show him how it’s really done when riding from behind. If don’t know what he’s doing, well throw his a** off.
By SONYA on Nov 18, 2008
Free Big Ride
By chastidy vernengo on Nov 18, 2008
Ye Ha Ridem Cowboy
By cassandra on Nov 18, 2008
just like riding Shamu
By Leon on Nov 18, 2008
Ihad soo much fun that night!!!! JK!!!
By Silvia Betancourt on Nov 18, 2008
Another episode of My Big Redneck Wedding, where’s Tom Arnold?
By Rebecca on Nov 18, 2008
Still together after all these years.
By steph teague on Nov 18, 2008
Check me out on my brand new hog!!!
By Mike H on Nov 18, 2008
Hey everyone…Dogpile!
By Sterling on Nov 18, 2008
Celebrating after winning a game of chicken with the guy in the orange shorts and the good looking gal in flowered top (to the left of the picture)
By Jason H on Nov 18, 2008
Does this jockey make my ass look fat?
By Gene Garvin on Nov 18, 2008
Maybe you think “this isn’t so bad”?? Wait till break is over, and she gets back on top!!
By flared0ne on Nov 18, 2008
Looks like a concept clip for a Heavy Metal “whorse-soldiers” comic strip…
By Mollie G. on Nov 18, 2008
Sub-Urban Cowboy
By Ed Nemmers on Nov 18, 2008
You’ve heard of Harley’s, well this is
a Holley !!!
By justin cazel on Nov 18, 2008
I eat my friends.
By Julie on Nov 18, 2008
She may be slow but, her size makes it so she can be ridden ALL night long.
By Alexander Subirats on Nov 18, 2008
That is so funny!
By hazel hunt on Nov 18, 2008
Looks like they will blow right through the competition
By julie on Nov 18, 2008
Isn’t this the elephant ride at the circus?
By christal e on Nov 18, 2008
Rump ranger
By Rosanne Morrison on Nov 18, 2008
I’m on top of the world…oops, sorry ma’am.
By sterling on Nov 18, 2008
Beware the dangers of Office Christmas Parties!
By Katharine Adams on Nov 18, 2008
Paris Hilton celebrates her fiftieth. Ja!
By augrim on Nov 19, 2008
At that exact moment, bob knew he should have bought the ZX-14 instead of the hawg.
Maybe next time he will think before ingesting the pilss his friends gave him.
By Cale on Nov 19, 2008
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
By Chris Hrouda on Nov 19, 2008
u ain’t seen nothing yet!
By louise on Nov 19, 2008
NO GUTS, NO GLORY!!!
By Tony T on Nov 19, 2008
I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!
By Shawn on Nov 19, 2008
I broke her in with Moon Pies and RC Cola!
By Lily Kwan on Nov 19, 2008
Not only does he throw the best “Ride The Whales” parties, Dennis Rodman is also your personal photographer of the evening!
By Charles Eartly on Nov 19, 2008
I don’t have an eating problem. I have a problem remembering to take my diet pills!
By Steven Abramson on Nov 19, 2008
save a horse ride a hippo
By mike pease on Nov 19, 2008
Baby got back!
By Sterling on Nov 19, 2008
Roll her in flour and look for a wet spot!!!
By Adrian Lamont on Nov 19, 2008
Ride’m Cowboy!
By Susanne Troop on Nov 19, 2008
El Torro! (we actually went to a party with the locals in Costa Rica and they “rode the bull” this way and the rest of the weekend they would call my hubby “El Torro” as we did it with them. None of the human bulls were this big though- or the real ones for that matter.
By Susan P on Nov 19, 2008
Wow! Is this for real or is it transposed?
By lea ann on Nov 19, 2008
Sheila realized that her 156 pound benign tumor needed to be removed when it started calling her a big fat bitch.
By Shannon on Nov 19, 2008
Rodeo’s new event!
By Jennifer Rich on Nov 19, 2008
this is just truly disgusting. I think I’m gonna go heave now.
By Heather on Nov 19, 2008
Giddyup’!!
By vanessa h. on Nov 19, 2008
Omg!! Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!Omg!!
By Silvia Betancourt on Nov 19, 2008
Der contest is closed. Will kick out a winner shortly.
Thanks for playing.
By admin on Nov 19, 2008