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Das Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of Motorstorm Pacific Rift
October 29, 2008
LittleBigPlanet isn’t the only PS3 exclusive hitting this week. If you’re more for four-wheeled (and to be fair, two-wheeled) death machines than playing with dolls, Motorstorm Pacific Rift is the way to go. Choose from several classes of vehicles including motorcycles, dune buggies, tractor trailers and monster trucks. Then, just go big. The game features sixteen tracks in all with multiple routes to pursue. If you get tired of stomping in the AI’s guts you can take it online in 20-man races. If you want stunning realism to go along with racing a tractor trailer over a volcano, the game features “real-time track deformation.” That might sound like complications from a bad smack habit, but it ain’t.
Hit the jump and leave a caption for the photo below to win this copy of Motorstorm Pacific Rift. The contest stays up till 3 pm eastern next Wednesday.
Sometimes you don’t need to leave the ground for things to go horribly, horribly wrong. Leave your caption in the comments section below.
UPDATE:
The strongest showing of captions yet. I’ll have to remember that photos that feature vomit comets lend themselves to strong writing.
The winner is:
Taking “Jim The stock broker” somewhere “fun” like six flags somehow failed to soften the blow of the recent “economic downturn”.
By James T
To the second place finishers…keep up the good work. Honorable mentions all around to:
Who will be voted off of this week’s episode of “Anthrax Survivor”?
By Jay F
My buddies laughed when I told them I was afraid of roller coasters.
Now, I’m the one laughing because I have the photo to prove they ate another man’s vomit.
By Shotgun Spratling
I’m thinking Arby’s.
By James Whitbord
I am not sure what makes him the bigger jerk. Puking all over your friends or buying the picture of you puking all over your friends.
By Jason Williams
72 Responses to “Das Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of Motorstorm Pacific Rift”
And who knew I was lactose intolerant….
By Lauren Baker on Oct 29, 2008
The Salute Your Shorts reunion went terribly wrong when Ronnie Pinsky is unable to hold on to his bug juice, passing it along to his old counselor Ug. Sitting behind Pinsky on the ride, Camp Anawanna’s Bobbie Budnick and Eddie “Donkeylips” Gelfen are shocked and disgusted—but gave Gelfen the opportunity to once more say that the incident, “made me want to fart.”
By K-Gut on Oct 29, 2008
Ah…chooooooo.
By Sterling on Oct 29, 2008
I think I just threw up in my….nope, my bad.
By Sterling on Oct 29, 2008
After many hours of enjoying the festivities at the annual gay pride night, Dirk knew he was truly gay as his reaction to sitting next to a girl provided proof.
By Sterling on Oct 29, 2008
How ya like me now!
By Sterling on Oct 29, 2008
Who knew this was a “water” ride?
By Sterling on Oct 29, 2008
Blowing chunks in technicolor.
By Sterling on Oct 29, 2008
EXTREEEEMMMEEE!!!!
By UltraMafia on Oct 29, 2008
The new and improved Goliath roller coaster - with BARF-O-VISION!!! Ride at your own risk.
By TIGER on Oct 29, 2008
I knew we shouldn’t have sat behind the guy eating a banana split.
By Felicia Salerno on Oct 29, 2008
My buddies laughed when I told them I was afraid of roller coasters.
Now, I’m the one laughing because I have the photo to prove they ate another man’s vomit.
By Shotgun Spratling on Oct 30, 2008
When his buddies took him to Six Flaggs for Gay Day they didn’t realize that they would have to eat what he ate.
By April Millwood on Oct 30, 2008
I will never travel in space.
By Marilyn Wons on Oct 30, 2008
Say it , don’t spray it.
By Carol on Oct 30, 2008
So I guess this means you won’t be staying at my place later?
By Erica C. on Oct 30, 2008
I’m thinking Arby’s.
By James Whitbord on Oct 30, 2008
It’s raining chunks!!!!
By valerie mabrey on Oct 30, 2008
Sweet leftovers!
By Chuck Darrah on Oct 30, 2008
Man that’s nasty
By lvtrance on Oct 30, 2008
Goliath…Good to the last drop
By Andrew Gordon on Oct 30, 2008
You are SO going on YOutube.
By ky2here on Oct 30, 2008
The really bad part–the ride hadn’t started moving yet!
By Serge on Oct 30, 2008
The new roller coaster - “Wet and Wild”
By Pat Connors on Oct 30, 2008
its take out time tonight, baby!
By Tanya W on Oct 30, 2008
Under the new Obama tax plan, not only is wealth redistributed ,but food is redistributed as well. Here John is forced to give some of his food to some people who don’t have as much as he does.
By Jason Williams on Oct 30, 2008
I think it is safe to say that the phrase “I think I’m gonna hurl” will never be funny to this guy again. Or the two people right behind him either.
By Jason Williams on Oct 30, 2008
You think his friends will believe him now when he says he gets motion sickness? This dude needs to go on a dare show- would make the other competitors quit after he tossed his cookies on em
By Sandy on Oct 30, 2008
I am not sure what makes him the bigger jerk. Puking all over your friends or buying the picture of you puking all over your friends.
By Jason Williams on Oct 30, 2008
Bob told his buddies he didn’t want to ride Goliath. They called him names and pressured him in to riding the roller coaster. Now they are wearing puke. Sounds fair to me.
By Jason Williams on Oct 30, 2008
Millions of people have gone on the water ride after riding the Goliath roller coaster, but most of them weren’t riding the water ride to “wash the puke off”.
By Jason Williams on Oct 30, 2008
dude - if you’re gonna spew… spew into this
By christopher h on Oct 31, 2008
They were playing that game… “Which friend can catch the most puke in his mouth, with out throwing up himself”.
By Katy Wagner on Oct 31, 2008
The birth of a new wave mating ritual
By Steve Singer on Oct 31, 2008
I love roller coasters but they don’t like me.
By Kathy Scott on Oct 31, 2008
I told you we should have sat in the front…idiot..
By leloni on Oct 31, 2008
Fact: Do not ride on rollercoaster with Linda Blairs’ grandson.
By Thomas Gibson on Oct 31, 2008
Tastes like cotton candy coming up too!
By David on Oct 31, 2008
She said “What’s up Chuck?”,so, I showed her what “upchuck” was!
By Ralph S on Oct 31, 2008
Getting tickets to be the first to ride the new coaster… $125.00
Getting that hot girl to go with you… $100.00
Throwing up on the guys who cut in line…. Priceless….
By Kim Fenner on Oct 31, 2008
Olkar the Mystic, Seancemaster to the Stars, conjured up a ghostly manifestation which he magically made appear from the mouth of skeptic Lord Bottlebottom. The Dukes of Earl and Ellington, attending the seance as a lark, were unBritishly startled at the sight.
By elliott on Oct 31, 2008
Priceless- showing your date what you ate
By Gloria Dornin on Oct 31, 2008
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
By Sierra Martin on Oct 31, 2008
“Look at my nude photo of Rosie O’donnel!!!!”
By Jeff Curtis on Nov 1, 2008
Aww fuckk! I was planning to get wet on the water ride.
By Se7olution on Nov 2, 2008
one day pass to six flags, 45 bucks.
puking all over the jerks who made life hell for you in high school, priceless!
By rene rodriguez on Nov 2, 2008
Wow I bet that milkshake is going to taste good the second time around.
By April Millwood on Nov 3, 2008
She told him John McCain is president
By Leon on Nov 4, 2008
Milk, the drink of champions
By Karen F on Nov 4, 2008
Thirsty? Have a drink on me.
By Richard Hansen on Nov 4, 2008
Taking “Jim The stock broker” somewhere “fun” like six flags somehow failed to soften the blow of the recent “economic downturn”.
By James T on Nov 4, 2008
Gee, All I said was that I was pregnant!
By Linda Short on Nov 4, 2008
Catch this!!!!
By Linda Moeller on Nov 4, 2008
No second date here
By JONI CHADWELL on Nov 4, 2008
Extreme dating seemed like a good idea at the time.
By Lisa Sheldon on Nov 4, 2008
I told you not to let him eat that chili dog before this ride!!!!!
By Sherri B. on Nov 4, 2008
Want to see what I had for dinner?
By Thomas Semesky on Nov 4, 2008
That coaster hurls more than bodies around at 70 MPH…
By Robert R on Nov 5, 2008
Who will be voted off of this week’s episode of “Anthrax Survivor”?
By Jay F on Nov 5, 2008
New ad campaign for Six Flags:
Goliath - So scary you’ll spew your soul.
Opening Halloween 2008.
By Leif on Nov 5, 2008
Wow what a Ride
By Betty Shoemaker on Nov 5, 2008
Caution: Watch for flying vomit.
By Theresa N on Nov 5, 2008
I tried to tell you this was a bad time…
By tawnda on Nov 5, 2008
I told you not to lift your arms on this ride, your pitts reek….Blech!
By John Stein on Nov 5, 2008
you still hungry? open your mouth it’s the same thing only different
By dorothy l on Nov 5, 2008
Police Chief Kelly said in a public statement earlier today that they expect to apprehend the criminal behind the latest string of Roller Coaster Pukeings very soon. Until this image surfaced, he said, they had no leads on the case.
By AM on Nov 5, 2008
Report: Sales increase
Six Flags had all their stores stocked up with these great but inexpensive rain ponchos.
By Michelle Scurlock on Nov 5, 2008
Talk about sharing your food!
By judy chapman on Nov 5, 2008
Somebody told him he’d enjoy the ride more with an empty stomach.
By Chris on Nov 5, 2008
Wow what a Ride!
By Janet on Nov 5, 2008
GOT MILK? HAD MILK
By kathy pease on Nov 5, 2008
Der contest is closed. Thanks for playing. Will announce a winner shortly.
By Seth Kelly on Nov 5, 2008