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Das Gamer Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of Brothers In Arms: Hell’s Highway
September 25, 2008
If video games have taught us one thing, it’s that Germans populate this earth solely to supply the accents that clearly identify who you need to shoot at. At this points even Germans know to pull the trigger at the sound of the first Achtung! There’s a copy of Ubisoft’s newest shooter, Brothers In Arms: Hell’s Highway for the Xbox 360 up for grabs. The title puts gamers in the middle of Operation Market Garden, an ambitious plan to decimate the Nazis by Christmas. Think of it as a gift for Uncle Sam.
Hit the jump and leave a caption on the below photo. The best caption wins.
Related:
Brothers In Arms looks kind of violent
An interview with Brothers In Arms developer Randy Pitchford, founder of Gearbox Software
If you know in your heart that your caption sucks, click the above pic to lock down a copy of Brothers In Arms from Amazon. Purchasing through this link will support the Das Gamer pseudo-Teutonic cause. It’s a cause worth fighting for, but certainly not worth taking a bullet. Good luck.
Leave your caption in the comment section. The contest closes at 3 pm this Wednesday.
UPDATE:
We’ve got our winners. That’s right, winners, plural. We’ve got two copies of BIA to give. One copy each goes to:
David Blaine pre-Photoshop - Sterling (Sterling, your persistence finally paid off)
The Perks of Being R.Kelly’s Pet Rhino. - RN
Close but no rhino goes to:
nope its not my wife shes a little more hairy. Drop her guys - cory robinson
With the success of “The Dog Whisperer”, Animal Planet is excited to bring you an exciting new show for its fall line-up.
Tune in on Sunday at 8:00 p.m. (7:00 central) and introduce yourself to Dr. Dieter von Geldin—The Rhino Gyno. - Shannon
23 Responses to “Das Gamer Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of Brothers In Arms: Hell’s Highway”
“Hey remember the time Ace Ventura climbed out of one of these things!”, thought Bill. “What the hell are they?”
By wmickeyd on Sep 25, 2008
With the success of “The Dog Whisperer”, Animal Planet is excited to bring you an exciting new show for its fall line-up.
Tune in on Sunday at 8:00 p.m. (7:00 central) and introduce yourself to Dr. Dieter von Geldin—The Rhino Gyno.
By Shannon on Sep 25, 2008
Have you ever heard the term “hung like a Rhino”…this isn’t exactly what they mean.
By Sterling on Sep 26, 2008
Look…there’s a bus.
By Sterling on Sep 26, 2008
You could use a “mani” and a “pedi”.
By Sterling on Sep 26, 2008
A base jumping rhino…who knew?
By Sterling on Sep 26, 2008
Nothing like a giant hanging rhino to make me look like I haven’t eaten anything this year.
By Sterling on Sep 26, 2008
During this time of economic uncertainty, Bob reluctantly accepted the position of rhino catcher. Bob is now having second thoughts.
By Jason Williams on Sep 26, 2008
In fashion news today:
As a part of SAVE THE RHINO effort Marc Ecko tried to evacuate the troubled rhino from hostile german city of Potsdam. Evac-helicopter crash landed delivering 6000lb rhino on the head of innocent eastern-european bystander. Celebrity Rhino Savior was captured and will be trialled for Rhinocerosual manslaughter.
By gamersUnite on Sep 26, 2008
New Lottery winner, Bob Little, said today at a news conference “all I every wanted as a child was my very own rhino”. Now Bob, who lives with his parents still looked over and his childhood friends house next door and said “needer needer needer”.
By sterling on Sep 27, 2008
nope its not my wife shes a little more hairy. Drop her guys
By cory robinson on Sep 28, 2008
“Please don’t pee on me! Please don’t pee on me!”
By Michelle on Sep 29, 2008
please god let him be potty trained
By tyrone on Sep 29, 2008
People on the bus:
Driver: “Well looky there…that boy is looking to see what that rhino’s packing…I wonder if that boy is uh..what are those things?”
Passenger 1: An animal huncher?
Passenger 4: A confused individual?
Passenger 8:Dude that’s just SICK!
Driver: Oh wait…is that my son?
By Sgt.Baker on Sep 29, 2008
Spy vs. Spy
By Sterling on Sep 29, 2008
The Perks of Being R.Kelly’s Pet Rhino.
By RN on Sep 30, 2008
The Marc Ecko Birthday Pinata, $99 plus S&H.
Mexican candy not included.
By Goon on Sep 30, 2008
I’ve never seen a flying rhino, but I can be the first man to ride one!
By se7olution on Oct 1, 2008
He said stand underneath the rhino while I hold the rope. Now what?
By Leon on Oct 1, 2008
The picture next to the definition for “jump the shark” in The Michael Mann Guide to Film-making. See also “toss the whale”, ref. Hancock 2008.
By David on Oct 1, 2008
David Blaine pre-Photoshop
By Sterling on Oct 1, 2008
Does this rhino make my face look scared?
By Sterling on Oct 1, 2008
Ok, the contest is closed. Will announce a winner shortly.
By sethk on Oct 1, 2008