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Das Gamer Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of NBA 09 The Inside For PSP
October 08, 2008
Want to experience what it’s like to be Shaq for a day? Start dressing like a cop and do your best to whittle your free throw percentage down to .524. If you want to get some time in on Sony’s homegrown NBA sim NBA 09 The Inside for the PSP all you have to do is enter this contest. The standard rules apply. Hit the jump, take a look at photo and leave the best caption your brain can can muster. The contest runs until next Wednesday at 3 pm eastern.

Leave your caption in the comments section below.
UPDATE:
We got a (belated) winner. Apologies for not getting to the winner on this one earlier, people. To the victor goes the PSP spoils, and that is:
(Shouting) You can’t pass. It’s a solid line. - Pat connors
Honorable mention goes to:
The Arkansas Highway Commission invites you to learn how to waterski in 2 easy lessons. Signup at your local Piggly Wiggly. - Carol
In their youth the Manning brothers would go “fishing” fer ‘gators. Payton would stay and hold tight to the rope while Eli (the simple one) would go out as “bait”. - Sterling
If you are talking to an insurance adjustor about your wrecked truck, I am pretty sure that “looking back at the skier” is not covered in a policy. - Jason Williams

67 Responses to “Das Gamer Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of NBA 09 The Inside For PSP”
Finaly, Flooding is good for something!!
By diana said on Oct 8, 2008
See, you never get the whole story from “the press”. There are good things that come from hurricanes too.
By Jason Williams on Oct 8, 2008
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
By K-Gut on Oct 9, 2008
I wish Jesus would stop showing off…it’s really getting old.
By sterling on Oct 9, 2008
In their youth the Manning brothers would go “fishing” fer ‘gators. Payton would stay and hold tight to the rope while Eli (the simple one) would go out as “bait”.
By sterling on Oct 9, 2008
Bobby tries out his new fancy “laser” sight on some unsuspecting surfers.
By sterling on Oct 9, 2008
This has been happening for years. Sam has the ginormous helping of chili and the ride home is unbearable. So we keep him…well, out of the realm of influence.
By sterling on Oct 9, 2008
Seeing how baseball AND softball have been ditched from the Olympics, Sven and Johansen are desperate to fill the void by inventing what will rival the excitement of rowing…We give you, the world…truckenski
By sterling on Oct 9, 2008
Since Billy-Bob’s home has wheels, its only right that his boat does too.
By Sterling on Oct 9, 2008
Boy we can save on gas this way. We can just water ski to work instead of using the lake.
By Marilyn Wons on Oct 9, 2008
The Arkansas Highway Commission invites you to learn how to waterski in 2 easy lessons. Signup at your local Piggly Wiggly.
By Carol on Oct 9, 2008
I thought you said we were going to the beach Pa…
By leloni on Oct 9, 2008
but, ma… the boat is gone… what am I supposed to use??
By tawnda on Oct 9, 2008
New Orleans aint so bad!
By Erica C. on Oct 9, 2008
Have you ever wondered if your toilet was REALLY CLEAN? Scientists now have proof that even when you “think” you have cleaned it, you would be surprised how much it isn’t. Magnified one million times, you can see the micro organisms hard at work ready to contaminate and carry disease.
By sterling on Oct 9, 2008
Redneck water skiing
By Lori Weave on Oct 9, 2008
Our combined IQ is 17
By Kimberly Cook on Oct 9, 2008
George Bush SR showing the finer points of coming to texas during Hurricane season
By S on Oct 9, 2008
The McCain/Palen voting pool!
By Sterling on Oct 9, 2008
Fishing for water skiers was much more fun than catching bass.
By Andrew Gordon on Oct 9, 2008
i hope he doesn’t cross the double yellow lines and get a ticket
By patrick moran on Oct 9, 2008
If I let go, will they fly?
By tanya on Oct 9, 2008
SHARK!!!!!!
By Gary Emes on Oct 9, 2008
What Billy Bob failed to realize is you have to follow the rules of the road and pass on the left.
By Danny B on Oct 9, 2008
SHARL SKING
By Charles Opperman on Oct 9, 2008
Mom said we couldn’t go water skiing at the lake, but she never said we couldn’t do it in the road.
By Sheila F on Oct 9, 2008
welcome to… Redneck Olympics!
By christopher h on Oct 10, 2008
New Stormchasers.
By Kathy Scott on Oct 10, 2008
Four wheel water drive!
By Amy Tucker on Oct 10, 2008
Urban Water Skiing
By Zach W on Oct 10, 2008
This is called united instead of divided.
By Nora on Oct 10, 2008
well,i have seen it all now.
By Vicky Boackle on Oct 10, 2008
Not exactly the type of pickup game I was talking about, bro.
By Jay on Oct 10, 2008
You might be a redneck…if waterskiing involves a 12-pack, four-wheel drive and 2×4s
By Lisa on Oct 10, 2008
(Shouting) You can’t pass. It’s a solid line.
By Pat connors on Oct 10, 2008
Due to today’s shrinking budgets, Ned came up with an idea to save money. Instead of driving his gas guzzler, he decided that he would save gas, and therefore money by using his waterskis. He was quoted as saying “what du ya meen it’s the same thyng…whater skees dunt hayv any moters on dem. Know moters…no gas”.
By sterling on Oct 10, 2008
This is wild
By Charles Opperman on Oct 10, 2008
“Is there anything Michael Phelps can’t do”?
By DAMIEN HUMPHREY on Oct 11, 2008
hey, check out the TAIL LIGHTS on that guy!
By steph teague on Oct 11, 2008
Utilizing his new bat-waterskis, Batman takes off in pursuit of his latest nemesis, Shirtless Recklessly Gets His Brakes Wet Man.
By elliott on Oct 11, 2008
My son would love this
By Charles Opperman on Oct 11, 2008
they said katrina was a bitch
By Kevin on Oct 12, 2008
redneck beach
By tim brown on Oct 12, 2008
Ohhh Boooyyyyyy Look out for that dry spot
By Bret Hurst on Oct 12, 2008
In a daring act of bravery, a professional model (waiter) named Biff throws a life line (rope) to fellow model (bartender) Chauncy. Chauncy some how got stranded on a small island (rock) hundreds of feet (10 feet) from shore (road). Biff was able to find a Coast Guard boat (pickup truck)and save Chauncy (idiot) from certain (unlikely) death.
This is how the ladies will hear the story.
By sterling on Oct 12, 2008
“You said you wanted a ride, Mom always said never to let the hitch hikers ride in your car “
By Augie on Oct 12, 2008
hey…God , you want a ride
By djp on Oct 12, 2008
I CAN GO FOR A LOOP FOR A HOOP
By tom homrich on Oct 12, 2008
Swimming Trunks…$15
50 feet of rope…$30
Trusting your friend to not let go of the rope as you waterski down a highway…Priceless!!
By Alison R. on Oct 12, 2008
And they said we were only allowed to pull trailers!
By Stephen on Oct 12, 2008
I could shoot much better if someone would get all those “4’s” off the court!!!
By Shaun Davis on Oct 13, 2008
Should`ve stopped at a 6 pack…
By Peter Orlowski on Oct 13, 2008
weeeee the new age in road rage!!
sign me up for this new olympic event
By samantha freeman on Oct 14, 2008
My grandson would love this would make an awesome christmas present
By Betty Shoemaker on Oct 14, 2008
EXTREME FLOSSING!
By Mug on Oct 14, 2008
“Hey, Pop, look! This is way better ‘n’ the road kill we wuz tryin’ to catch for dinner!
By Julie K on Oct 14, 2008
Good times - extreme waterskiing.
By Annemarie on Oct 14, 2008
One wonders if the Department of Transportation has a “Slippery When Wet” sign posted at this location…
By Robert R on Oct 15, 2008
Roads? Where we’re water skiing, we don’t need roads.
By Leon on Oct 15, 2008
Love this game, I would love to win!
By Timothy Sternberg on Oct 15, 2008
Tow rope = $10.00. Ford pickup truck = $20,0000.00 Seeing a redneck hit a road sign at 60mph…priceless.
By Jason Williams on Oct 15, 2008
If you are talking to an insurance adjustor about your wrecked truck, I am pretty sure that “looking back at the skier” is not covered in a policy.
By Jason Williams on Oct 15, 2008
If your levees are mishandled due to years of political corruption, you too can waterski behind a truck
By Jason Williams on Oct 15, 2008
Everything was going great until Bob got caught up in the moment and decided to kick the skiis off and go barefoot. Bob’s new nickname is Stumpy.
By Jason Williams on Oct 15, 2008
Bar ditches aren’t just for collecting trash any more!
By Suanne Giddings on Oct 15, 2008
Pickem up!
By Susanne Troop on Oct 15, 2008
Der contest is closed. Will announce a game shortly.
By sethk on Oct 15, 2008