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Das Gamer Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of PURE
September 17, 2008
It’s that time of the week again where Das Gamer starts giving away the swag. This time it’s a copy of Disney’s new ATV racer, PURE.
Hit the jump and write a caption for the photo. The reader with the best caption skills walks away with a copy of PURE for the PS3. The standard rules apply, the contest stays open till 3 pm eastern a week from today. Das Gamer in no way endorses the use of performance enhancing drugs. Just sayin’.
Related: Das Gamer interviews PURE producer Jason Avent

Photo credit: Gorilla Axle
Leave your caption for the above pic in the comments below. Good luck.
UPDATE:
We’ve got a winner and some close seconds that almost made it out of the mud pit. The copy of PURE goes to Dashawn G for the caption: “hey man, you think were taking this “2girls 1 cup” thing a lil to far?”
Honorable mentions go to:
Dude, not what I had in mind when I said “let’s motor and get some bush! - Shannon
Wonka’s latest step in keeping the Oompa-Loompas in check has them running scared and ahead in production. - Leif
Photograph of the Agustus Gloop search and rescue team. - Sterling

47 Responses to “Das Gamer Caption Contest, Win A Copy Of PURE”
Dude, not what I had in mind when I said “let’s motor and get some bush!”
By Shannon on Sep 17, 2008
wow this bush needs some trimmin
By S on Sep 17, 2008
I told you that we shouldn’t have tried to clean Big Foot’s septic tank!
By Richard Crutcher on Sep 18, 2008
Dude, when you said let’s get down and dirty this isn’t what I had in mind.
By Brandon on Sep 18, 2008
Sasquatch spotted!
By R Hicks on Sep 18, 2008
Mars to Earth, I think we found water.
By Amy Tucker on Sep 18, 2008
I told you your mom liked it dirty
By Jason Nickolay on Sep 18, 2008
hey man, you think were taking this “2girls 1 cup” thing a lil to far?
By Dashawn G. on Sep 18, 2008
This seems like a lot of trouble to mix up cocoa!
By Linda Short on Sep 18, 2008
Look you crazy politicians, this is how you are supposed to sling mud!
By Belinda on Sep 19, 2008
NASA astronauts discover water on Mars.
By Carol on Sep 19, 2008
Dirty is as dirty does.
By Sterling on Sep 19, 2008
As the beast, with it’s glowing amber eye rose to the surface, helmeted bounty hunters mounted it’s back and claimed victory!
By Sterling on Sep 19, 2008
Hey Bob…I think I sharted myself.
By Sterling on Sep 19, 2008
Willie Wonka is REALLY gonna be pissed this time!
By Sterling on Sep 19, 2008
How is this fun?
By Sterling on Sep 19, 2008
Do you smell poo?
By Sterling on Sep 19, 2008
Did you say thay call this Mike Rowe’s pit of POO!!!!!!!!!
By tim brown on Sep 19, 2008
Wonka’s latest step in keeping the Oompa-Loompas in check has them running scared and ahead in production.
By Leif on Sep 19, 2008
The shit we go through for Disney…ughh!
By Hussam Haj Ahmad on Sep 20, 2008
Did you hear banjo music?
By Jason Williams on Sep 20, 2008
Next time man…wipe front to back.
By Lion on Sep 21, 2008
So…this is what a “shit storm” looks like.
By sterling on Sep 21, 2008
Photograph of the Agustus Gloop search and rescue team.
By sterling on Sep 21, 2008
In this blooper from Transformers 2, Optimus Prime gives his honest opinion of Shia LaBeouf’s acting skills.
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By Leif on Sep 21, 2008
Oh crap!… … … …
By sterling on Sep 22, 2008
Hey Phil…do you smell something?
By sterling on Sep 22, 2008
soap needed!
By Stacey Malaret on Sep 22, 2008
so much for tom tom
By djp on Sep 22, 2008
Over the hills and thru the woods to grandma’s house we go….
By Sherri B. on Sep 22, 2008
I’ll never get these stains out!!!!
By Shaun Davis on Sep 22, 2008
Oh shoot the wifey gonna be mad i got the mudbath instead of her.But mine was free.
By BONNIE BENNETT on Sep 23, 2008
The return of the Septic tank monster….RUN!!!!!
By Talitha Lee on Sep 23, 2008
Todays news: Special forces invaded the Wonka factory after the Oompa Loompas joined al Queda.
By Jay F on Sep 23, 2008
when, the oxy clean guy said it would clean anything, I don’t think he meant this
By Vicki Andrew on Sep 24, 2008
Catch the wave…hang 10!
By Robert R on Sep 24, 2008
The results of eating those tacos off the carts in Tiajana…you get a demon stemming from your crotch, and, well…you get the idea.
By sterling on Sep 24, 2008
Optimus prime does a colon flush.
By sterling on Sep 24, 2008
This is mud, right?
By Leon on Sep 24, 2008
The Girl Scouts need how many cookies?
By Patricia Hill on Sep 24, 2008
Looks like onstar didnt see this coming.
By Chuck Darrah on Sep 24, 2008
I think we took the wrong exit.
By Les on Sep 24, 2008
Hey Dan…shouldn’t this thread be closed? Oh…and your dirty.
By Sterling on Sep 24, 2008
Do you think I smell?
By Donna Kozar on Sep 24, 2008
Why do we always get shrunk down and have to enter some strangers body? Bob NEVER gets picked!
By Shaun Davis on Sep 24, 2008
Who knew the Hershey highway would be so dirty?
By Hafe on Sep 24, 2008
OK der contest is closed. Winner announced shortly.
By sethk on Sep 25, 2008