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Win This Limited Edition GTA IV Xbox 360 Elite
April 30, 2008
Want a shot at taking down this limited edition GTA IV Xbox 360 Elite and a caseload of peripherals? Of course you do. Microsoft produced only 500 of these systems, touching up each side with the GTA IV box art using automotive-quality paint. There’s even an individual serial number for each unit in existence, upping the exclusivity factor and making it easier to track if one of your friends yanks it and tries to sell it on eBay.
To become eligible to win the contest you have to register your info. Then write a caption for the GTA IV screenshot of Niko below in our comments section by May 14. We’ll pick the best five, put them up on a poll and let reader votes decide the winner.
UPDATE: The caption contest has closed, stay tuned for the winner.
271 Responses to “Win This Limited Edition GTA IV Xbox 360 Elite”
Flashing Lights…Damn, Kanye looks messed up homie!
By thefeathercollabo on Apr 30, 2008
diese Leiche stinkt manuelles läßt Brand dieses motherfucking Auto. bumsen Sie sie, läßt Tötung mehr
By bakalek on Apr 30, 2008
hmmm..you got a BBQ in here?
By lowkeeg on Apr 30, 2008
Oh man Check it out! This car we stole has a Limited edition GTA IV Xbox 360 Elite in the trunk. Dude this rocks!
By mitzibear on Apr 30, 2008
Is it juss me or does this trunk smell like ass?
By Chico on Apr 30, 2008
damn these midget strippers are ugly.
By paulldoublee on Apr 30, 2008
“Damn Niko…..I’m not sure If I should touch that with my big hands. After all, you know what they say about big hands….”
By impuLsive on Apr 30, 2008
YATTA!
By bagels on Apr 30, 2008
Niko: We in the Red Light District! (In a Luda Rendition)
By bennew33 on Apr 30, 2008
I told you this thing had trunk space… 3 dead hookers, a case of King Cobra and still plenty of room.
By mikeone on Apr 30, 2008
I think he’s dead, Niko…poke him just to make sure though.
By darkfinale on Apr 30, 2008
Niko, did you put those Christmas lights around her breasts?
By acenewyork on Apr 30, 2008
And the best part about this stolen car, its got room for at least six niggas in the trunk!!!
By avilla86 on Apr 30, 2008
Yeah, it’s a bit messy, but she wouldn’t fit in one piece.
By Protochicken on Apr 30, 2008
OK what you like I got that new Hulk movie i got that Ironman, Harold and Kumar, oh yeah and that SPEED RACER baby only 25 for all 4
By kinghenderson126 on Apr 30, 2008
“Oh yeah I forgot to tell you Mr. Bellic, they were all out of the blue pill”
By Liquid on Apr 30, 2008
Yeah that’s cool, but I told you not to let Best Buy install your DVD player.
By aphett on Apr 30, 2008
That’s why you don’t put fucken hookers in the trunk!
By 1031982 on Apr 30, 2008
Well what do you know, there wasn’t enough air in there to last an hour,I guess I owe you a dollar.
By Noodles on Apr 30, 2008
Damn, that was a bumpy ride.
By brumby05 on Apr 30, 2008
Niko: This was Divine Intervention! You know what “divine intervention” is?
Vincent: Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
Niko: Yeah, man, that’s what it means. That’s exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
Vincent: I think we should be going now.
Niko: Don’t do that! Don’t you fucking do that! Don’t blow this shit off! What just happened was a fucking miracle!
Vincent: Chill the fuck out, Niko, this shit happens.
Niko: Wrong! Wrong, this shit doesn’t just happen.
Vincent: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?
Niko: We should be fuckin’ dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
Vincent: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?
By SVLouie on Apr 30, 2008
I told you not to steal the car from the “Pimp my Ride” lot.
By tschabs81 on Apr 30, 2008
Damn Niko, you more junk in this trunk then yo momma does on her ass!
By theworldendstomorrow on Apr 30, 2008
Dam man, where is the rest of him?
By ole_dkb on Apr 30, 2008
Look it’s Rudolph with his nose so bright. I guess he is going to lead our sled tonight
By snotbrain on May 1, 2008
We got that crunk for yo trunk
By allawson on May 1, 2008
Excerpt form the movie ‘Rush Hour’
Niko: That nice!, thats beautiful!, What is that?
Vincent: Thats C4
Niko: Thats C4!?
Vincent: Thats C4!
Niko: Ohh, I love you man!
By JayT8480 on May 1, 2008
What Happens in Vice City…
By punkystylin on May 1, 2008
So this is what Vincent and Jules were going on about?
By RazhoR on May 1, 2008
“I just love how we ended saints row 2’s career before it even started, dont you??”
By killa360 on May 1, 2008
Yep, that ’s definitely the Red Ring of Death….
You need a new X-Box dude.
By sjoblom on May 1, 2008
She don’t believe in shooting stars. She rather stab them in the freakin heart..
By BigRob da Beast on May 1, 2008
Fuck!!!! Niko what the fuck did you do? that is the most horrific thing im seeing
By Digitalrealmz on May 1, 2008
I give you a grand to get me the best pussy you could find, and you bring me a box of kittens?
By jamarvelous on May 1, 2008
“I’ve never seen ‘Repo Man’…why?”
By triplare on May 1, 2008
Well Niko, I have to say I’m impressed. I really didn’t think they would be able to make a game like this run on the Wii’s hardware.
By blakewillard85 on May 1, 2008
Cousin, nuthin says ‘America’ like the harsh red glow of rear lights bringin’ out the color in a dead ho’s eyes. Nuthin.
By fortunz on May 1, 2008
Yeh? But have you seen it weed? It’s crazy man.
By thatdudedave on May 1, 2008
Yeh? But have you seen it on weed? It’s crazy man.
By thatdudedave on May 1, 2008
“damn dude; you stold that from the government? WTF is it man?”
“hell yea i did; i have no f****** idea what it is but it looks cool shit.”
By th3nudg3 on May 1, 2008
I told you that Marsellus Wallace’s soul shines GOLD not RED u tit.
and
This PS3 in my boot also doubles up as a lean mean grilling machine… I knew sony had the right idea with that design
By acheashadow on May 1, 2008
Nico: Yeah, it’s got satellite TV in the trunk. C’mon let’s go.
Vincent: Hold on. I haven’t seen this Sponge Bob yet.
By jellosheriff on May 1, 2008
What the?!!! Holy S%&t! I think it moved!! Nikko I think it fu@#ing moved!!
By Jackasssiegel on May 1, 2008
Ohhhhhh Sith! Red lighsabers!
By dvady on May 1, 2008
Holy $#%*! That stains not coming out.
By gentlemanjack on May 1, 2008
But…I didn’t eat any corn!!!
By nate247365 on May 1, 2008
It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
By ryanjjohn on May 1, 2008
Yup, your car’s busted…..it’s got the red ring of death
By rkanak on May 1, 2008
Damn, you got the rings of death too? I sent my 360 in 2 weeks ago and I’m still waiting for that sh*t.
By dayounggunnah on May 1, 2008
Have you been smuggling mutant lobsters from Chernobyl???
By dvady on May 1, 2008
My god, it’s full of stars.
By skokefoe on May 1, 2008
There is always a way to pay with Niko.
By eyeee on May 1, 2008
“I’m not touching that, I though Firefly Island Whitefish was really a fish…”
By vparker on May 1, 2008
“Why are the break light’s on if nobody’s in the car”?? “Who cares it gets 30 miles to the gallon!”
By killen88 on May 1, 2008
“What the hell Niko, is that Joe Pesci?”
By thegeoff30 on May 1, 2008
Man I can’t believe you stole this from Marsellus Wallace.
By raitchison on May 1, 2008
“Now if you like THIS feature, wait until you see what’s in the glove compartment!”
By Sedako on May 1, 2008
“how about them Lakers?”
By bsmitty on May 1, 2008
How did Marsellus Wallace have a copy of GTA4 14 years ago?
By Myl0r on May 1, 2008
I didn’t want a “street light” in my trunk, I wanted a “heat sight” for my sniper.
By xeroskill on May 1, 2008
Molten lava smuggling was just one of the many scrapped missions for GTA IV.
By NegativeGhostrider on May 1, 2008
Ok, go ahead and let Hillary out before she turns us all into newts.
By fajing2 on May 1, 2008
“no dude. I asked if you’ve seen 2girls1cup, not 2girls1trunk.”
By nmr81 on May 1, 2008
Niko: Dude, check it out “pimped my ride”
Vincent: erm… ok you have neon
Niko: Yeah ! Sweet !
Vincent: yeah but why only inside your car boot ?
By corrme on May 1, 2008
I said ‘Weigh the body down with that tree trunk and throw it in the lake’, not put the body in the car trunk, IDIOT!!!!
By cooker47 on May 1, 2008
“I’m telling you, it’s Keyser Söze!”
By riverbottomnightmareband on May 1, 2008
*russian* niko-”Я сказал вас не ударить ее в головке с лопаткоулавливателем поэтому крепко, этот стриппер никудышен теперь!. препятствует для того чтобы пойти находка другое одно.”
*english*
“I told you not to hit her in the head with the shovel so hard, this stripper is useless now!. lets go find another one.”
By crunkjuicedup on May 1, 2008
“I see dead people!”
By UltimaEnder on May 1, 2008
David: I’m tellin’ you man, ’shit is crazy. He won’t leave my trunk… Ready?
Niko: Sure… How bad could it be?
David: 1… 2… 3… *opens trunk*
Grand Galactic Inquisitor: IGNORE ME!!!
By theinfamoustimmy on May 1, 2008
“I did this job for a full tank of gas”
By bsmitty on May 1, 2008
Aw. They’ve run out of mint choc chip. What shall I get instead?
By 3rdhalo on May 1, 2008
Ahhh…Christ! Again with the goddamn RED kryptonite! Fool,we need the Green Shit!
By jsphW on May 1, 2008
“It looks like it doesn’t matter who dies with the most money, none the less, your still dead.”
By T_lee921 on May 1, 2008
now we know what happened to those dudes from the end of pulp fiction…..
By nana on May 1, 2008
*Turns up the volume suspiciously*
Concentrate on the man in the picture… If you stare at it long enough, you’ll see it, you just have to look closer…
By nick398 on May 1, 2008
“Niko, you’re not drilling a hole in it just to see if the light goes out like it does in the fridge. Now get the body outta here already.”
By freezer on May 1, 2008
Let’s show the old Mafia how the new Mafia of today do things, Grab that rocket launcher out of the trunk,stay close and follow me.
By Whiz on May 1, 2008
Holy **** is that Jack Thompson
By jward907 on May 1, 2008
What the hell!…there’s a dead one armed midget dressed like Aladin in here….What the hell did we do last night???
By danman8552 on May 2, 2008
“Whoa…! I’ll bet this asshat never read in his owner’s manual about this ever happening…”
By cptbob on May 2, 2008
I know friend… your first mutilated teen prostitute is always special…
By Thizke on May 2, 2008
Damn! I think I left the milk in the shopping cart!
By randalism on May 2, 2008
Oh dear god some one stole the hooker. This city really is going to hell in a hand basket.
By BlindMaphisto on May 2, 2008
Hey I thought I told you to make sure the guy wasn’t still on fire when you put him the trunk.
By robber3 on May 2, 2008
I know it’s a special edition GTA IV Elite but why would i want it if it has three red rings Niko?
Niko: Half price?
By Krayzie22 on May 2, 2008
I knew you weren’t in the Christmas spirit but damn, man, that’s harsh. How is his nose even still glowing stuffed up his ass like that?
By chaoskitty on May 2, 2008
“This looks worse than a night of mixing Vodka, Hookers, and Clucking Bell”
By Primus on May 2, 2008
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF NIGHT RIDER:
KITT: So.. what do think it is Michael?
Micheal: Uhhhh. I mean it definitely looks infected, but ya know i’m not a mechanic. i brought my guy Sam to look at it.
Sam:!.. Sorry dude but whatever you got, that’s what bumblebee has. It’ll clear up but it never goes away completely.
Michael: KITT who’ve you been messin around with?
KITT: i mean, the Mach Five. but she told me she was a virgin.
…
KITT: Sonnovabitch!!
—–
Michael: Ya know funny thing is,i didn’t know cars could actually have sex.
Sam: Hah! mine do all the time. Its alot more common than you think. did you know that 70% of car crashes are mechanical sexual assault. Last year alone Jazz was the victim of three seperate attacks…Damn shame what they did to that boy.
KITT: I’m gonna kill that bitch!!
By cooless88 on May 2, 2008
TIRE IRON? DUDE, what’s wrong with you? This is GTA…… Just steal a better car with four inflated tires!
By lasher2468 on May 2, 2008
Niko: WOW dude that’s some gross crazy shit you got there.
Wade: Maybe but being inside your momma doesn’t even compare to what we’re looking at in this trunk.
Niko: I guess you’re right. I rather you be inside my momma than for me be inside Superstar Jones.
Wade: Either way son they are both dead cats.
By freakystud21 on May 2, 2008
Dude! Ya coulda put the fire out before you put the stiff in the trunk.
By ttrue88 on May 2, 2008
Dang you got Disco in there?!
By halo on May 2, 2008
Here’s the real killa mate,
it’s red ring of death
very rare, very rare, not like that
Error 80010514 shit that everybody’s showin’ off.
By techn0 gamer on May 2, 2008
Fuck Niko, whats so damn hard bout stealing a bike? You pick it up and throw it in the trunk….but no, YOU HAD TO TAKE THE BIKE WITH E.T SITTING ON THE HANDLE BARS..
By papo on May 3, 2008
What the fuck man?!?! Why is your trunk full of sex toys and anal lube? You sick fuck…
By Gshack101 on May 3, 2008
Ok lets see what we got here. OK… AK47, GTA IV, xbox 360 elite, some money and a dead hooker. OK looks like were good.
By supermanx123 on May 3, 2008
No! I told you to whack John Thompson, not Jack Thompson!
By reo on May 3, 2008
“Those acts of god really stick it in and break it off, figuratively speaking. What happened to his pants?”
By T_lee921 on May 3, 2008
“I’ll have a Saphire Gin & Tonic, and shot of Patrone, and…. What are you having? And a Shiner. Thank you!”
By T_lee921 on May 3, 2008
Dude, let me just grab my bicycle.
By moderateUSE on May 3, 2008
Niko: ‘I don’t understand. He told you it would take 4 to 6 weeks to get it back… from Texas… so you hit him with it??!’
Vincent: ‘Yeah, so I install it on the other one, and it froze… on the opening cut-scenes!’
By AllColdInside on May 4, 2008
Jesus, Is that you?!
By ejdacanay on May 4, 2008
“Oh, you mad ’cause I’m wiling on you?”
By Kamel Eon on May 4, 2008
Oh!!! my Jack Thompson in red!!!
By UncleT on May 4, 2008
Shit, he’s still blooding!
By Sp1ke on May 4, 2008
i guess the decided to make the red ring brighter this time…
By drointhewind on May 4, 2008
Come see my selection of bootleg games!
By joeythenifty on May 5, 2008
Ok, revenge is one thing. But… using a tactical nuke?!?
By NegativeGhostrider on May 5, 2008
Sweet. Hope I win it
By DiarrheaRobusto on May 5, 2008
This is the same shit in that briefcase I stole from that dude Jules Windfield.
By currylicious on May 5, 2008
If they find out you’ve seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
By willp2komplex on May 5, 2008
Niko: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Niko.
Niko: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Elizabeta goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead hooker in my trunk.
Niko: Oh, Jimmie, don’t even worry about that…
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my car that said Dead Hooker Storage?
Niko: Jimmie, you know I ain’t seen no…
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Hooker Storage?
Niko: [pause] No. I didn’t.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn’t see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: ‘Cause it ain’t there, ’cause storing dead hookers complete with red light ain’t my fucking business, that’s why!
By AMurderOfCrows on May 5, 2008
Is that what I think it is?
By azn185guy on May 5, 2008
Vincent: Dammit Niko this is what u bring me a loaf of bread, a hooker,
and a gun with no bullets. How the hell are we suppose to get rich using this shit! Are u Retarded!
Niko: Maybe a little but sorry, man i am low on funds this is all i could get on short notice plus i was hungry thats why i brought the bread.
Vincent: Sorry my ass u want money go sell that fuking hooker and buy weapons that actually have bullets, but keep the bread cuz like u said,
“We Hungry.”
By Merino213 on May 5, 2008
Uh, Niko… that’s not quite what I meant when I said you could ‘pop her cherry’…
By infinite on May 5, 2008
Damnit Niko, next time you say we’re gonna see a girl with a lot of junk in her trunk it better not be the back end of her CAR!!!
By KGirl82 on May 5, 2008
How did Marsellus’ soul get in here?
By Sirchris on May 5, 2008
Русский Im, вы имеете любую идею больше водочки вы
By Big PapaXL on May 5, 2008
I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
By rabid_child on May 5, 2008
I told you we shouldnt have put all that lube back here with her.
By killa2dahead on May 5, 2008
HONK IF YOUR FUCKING BEN AFFLECK!!!!!
By Big PapaXL on May 5, 2008
damn, youre right man, that is a lot of trunk space.
By starsglowin on May 5, 2008
Dude why the hell is E.T. in the trunk?
By cashewkitty1 on May 5, 2008
Wait a minute, did you? Did you drop a deuce in my trunk?
By Limon on May 5, 2008
So, this is what hell is like!
By princessducky on May 5, 2008
Packie: You bring me a dead hooker?
Niko: The first ride is free.
By Qaptian on May 5, 2008
Fuck! This giant ruby just doesn’t fit into her tight ass twat.
By oooitzwill on May 6, 2008
So how many immigrants do u think i can sneak over the border in this trunk?
By hugo_mansana on May 6, 2008
I didn’t know Rick Astley’s hair was that bright.
By penguin1257 on May 6, 2008
remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porcelain was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and when I came to I had a revelation! A vision! A picture in my head! A picture of this! This is what makes time travel possible: the flux capacitor!
By aduerr on May 6, 2008
‘And to top it all off…a full on Tanning bed in yo trunk…Yo ride’s offically just been PiMPED!!!’
By MyKuS on May 6, 2008
Niko: I wanted a 10 second car.
Vin D.: What?!
Niko: That trunk looks big enough for….
Vin D.: Right?!
Niko: I’m done.
Vin D.: No!!!!! [Thump]
By hongsc on May 6, 2008
Wow man, those new euro taillights really are brighter…
By theyapps on May 6, 2008
Convinced now, “Repo Man”?
By psource on May 6, 2008
BYAH!
By don0223 on May 6, 2008
Yo dude, check out my new Ziggy bumper sticker.
By Limon on May 7, 2008
Oooooh!! Shiny! Can I touch it?
By ruffwillow on May 7, 2008
And this here is your express portal to hell. It comes standard with all American made cars these days. Enjoy!
By ruffwillow on May 7, 2008
This tweaked out guy named Kramer sold me a Kenny Rogers Roasters sign…
By HankTheAngryDwarf on May 7, 2008
And now to get the rest of him out of the trunk.
By doug on May 7, 2008
Does it get HBO too?
By extremelulz on May 7, 2008
Jesus Christ! Miserable bastard!
NIKO: Can you believe this no-good fuck? The prick! He’s still alive!
By laxlax117 on May 7, 2008
Niko opens the Benz’s rear trunk.
” Jesus Christ. Why the hell would he….”
(Got to get the game to find out)
By stormster417 on May 7, 2008
Damn man that bitch really needs to close her legs. She is bleeding so much its even getting on me outside the car. I LOVE FAT BITCHES FUCKERS!!!
By Blitzburgh87 on May 7, 2008
Niko Bellic: “You know Roman, I thought that this ass-wipe would never shut the fuck up. And you know me, I don’t take no shit from nobody. He was as worthless as an old broke-dick dog.”
By firewire on May 8, 2008
Ok look Patrick….I was patient with you…I tried to play along, I tolerated 2 girls 1 cup, I even chuckled a little at the video of the guy getting banged to death by the horse…………but Lemon Party too. I mean seriously man…….
By joe on May 8, 2008
Oh boy…now THAT’S a stain….
By rawdesignhouse on May 8, 2008
Damn I thought you said you whacked her? I did!Then why in the hell is he still moving? Can you do anything right, this time make sure the broad aint breathing that means shes dead…Then burn and dump the car! Do you think you can handel that.Don’t screw up again,or you will be the one AINT BREATHING got that!!(sheesh0
By Trav_Fly on May 9, 2008
“So this is where the Nazi’s left that fuckin’ Ark of the Covenant…”
By mrclaypole on May 9, 2008
Damn! she did a number on Kanye!
By brempong on May 9, 2008
Damn Dude that a badass sound system you put in, too bad you got blood on it from that guy you whacked yesterday.
By swsmailman on May 9, 2008
“Yea so my xBox 360 got the Red Ring of Death so I sent it back to Microsoft and they sent it back with strobe lights…..
By Outlawzsm on May 9, 2008
Once Xzibit pimps this ride out I’m gonna have three tvs and a cotton candy machine in this bitch.
By Limon on May 10, 2008
Hey now, that’s a full sized spare with a spinner already attached. Beats my Gremlin.
By jayfr on May 10, 2008
dude…just touch it.
forget that! you touch it
By paco taco on May 10, 2008
oh god…. I told you, you never go ass to mouth.
By barrettdarnell on May 10, 2008
I wasn’t bout to let the dead trick leavin’ my suede leather seats smellin like ass and tuna!
By yeeeitslinh on May 10, 2008
“Niko, do you see a sign in my trunk that says ‘Dead Hooker Storage’?”
By cubed_fire on May 11, 2008
“Selling lava lamps from a trunk? I don’t know… It’s gonna cost you…”
By falkon240 on May 11, 2008
We finally got Lola , but DAMN thats some bright ass lollipop !
By jay360 on May 11, 2008
Niko: “Honey-fucking glazed donuts! No wonder those damn cops were chasing after us for so long.”
Vincent: “Unbelievable.”
By spliffster on May 11, 2008
Niko: “Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about. By my count that’s 25 M-16’s and enough C-4 to blow up the whole city 50 times over! This is worth some serious cash man!”
Vincent: “I thought stealing this car was sweet, but this is unbelievable.”
By tbo11 on May 12, 2008
wow, you say the whole Red light district is in there, lets go!
By barbmccrea on May 12, 2008
Igor was stunned. Viktor had done it. He’d successfully smuggled the first HD Light Bright into US territory.
By tim on May 12, 2008
Surprise! My 360 xbox I’ve been wanting!
By bataylor on May 12, 2008
where the hoes at?
By rodel on May 12, 2008
The 2008 version of the glowing suitcase in Pulp Fiction…
By WlknDisaster on May 12, 2008
Hey man is that suppose to be glowing like that?!!?!?
By jcazel on May 13, 2008
So you see, Scooby and Shaggy are pot-heads…Fred and Daphne are gettin’ it on…. and the chick with the glasses??? She’s a lesbian.
By wchunter on May 13, 2008
“How did you manage to red ring your CAR? Dammit Niko!”
By ShadowRunner27 on May 13, 2008
Woah! How did you get your hands on the rare Pokémon Blood Edition.
By recklessbao on May 13, 2008
The flux capacitor requires 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity, you don’t have nearly enough plutonium in there.
By Protochicken on May 13, 2008
How’d you get that Big Daddy in there?! It looks pissed.
By moonlantern on May 14, 2008
Why the hell did you bring your Star Wars lightsaber?! I told you thats not cool!
By ScooterMcKyle on May 14, 2008
Guy 1: Ohhhh! Look…we found the emerald city, I thought it was much larger than this.
Guy 2: Dude it’s red, so obviously it’s the ruby city douch bag!
By mscole1031 on May 14, 2008
Dang, they werent lying when they told me this was hot!
By bluetechsec on May 14, 2008
“Security Alarm Activated. This Vehicle Will Self-Destruct In….10…9…8…7..”
By haircreations2001 on May 14, 2008
So this is where Dave Chapelle is hiding at.
By Drck33 on May 14, 2008
Look Nico, I know you haven’t been in this country long…but trust me when I say our right to “bear arms” includes weapons grade Plutonium
By fredghuardo on May 14, 2008
Man, I gotta clean out the trunk, these gas prices are killing me!
By lilyk on May 14, 2008
Is this contest still going on? or is it over?
By fajing2 on May 19, 2008
Now that’s why mama said “ALWAYS WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR!!
DAMMM
By prityugly on May 19, 2008
“Man, acts of god really stick it in and break it off. I mean, literally. Where are his pants?”
By T_lee921 on May 21, 2008
“So that’s where Waldo was! I guess I owe you a buck!”
By T_lee921 on May 21, 2008
So that’s what “business in the front, party in the back” means…
By majiesto on May 21, 2008
Aiight, I get that the rim gotta keep spinnin’ when the whip stops movin’, but the BODIES TOO?!
By doomsdayblaze on May 21, 2008
Niko:Man are these Dildos suppose to be glowing like this
Packie: Look just shut up and assume the position
By dford89 on May 21, 2008
Oh wow, Is that kanye West. Damn he has his hands in every thing!
Dont worry about just get the shovel, 50 is paying big money for this job!!
By reaflect on May 21, 2008
Thought Mama was lyin’ when she said ‘da quickest way to hell wuz to stick bodies in ‘da trunk. Who’da thunk she wuz right?
By JellyPA on May 21, 2008
Leaked blood in the tail lamps actually increases the Blue Book value of the car…you see how those suckers really glow now!
By JellyPA on May 21, 2008
“Yo man…is this the pussy magnet Borat was talkin’ about?”
By Kage on May 21, 2008
“Now watch closely as I open the trunk… Whoa ho ho! And what is that, you say?! A lava lamp to lighten the mood for my ‘trunk buddies’! Clever? Ah… Yes, one might say so.”
By allangviray on May 21, 2008
“And here’s your birthday present buddy! This is gonna be aweso– Uh… Yeah. Well it was the hooker’s idea. I told her that the lava lamp would get to hot for that.”
By marshmellow_ber on May 21, 2008
Niko: I think it was a bad idea to keep the Molotov cocktails in the trunk.
Packie: Why’s that?
Niko: Because the car is on fire.
Packie: I guess that’s one way to make a car bomb.
By DARK MARATHON on May 21, 2008
Niko: So, Packie I have good news and bad news.
Packie: Whats the bad news?
Niko: Well the bad news is that we are currently being exposed to these radioactive nuclear exposives in the trunk of my car. Each second we stay here and are exposed to it, is a second closer to our skin melting off of our body followed by painful death .
Packie: Oh…..um….thats…not….good…Niko. What’s the good news?
Niko: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance switching to GEICO
By jumpboy17 on May 22, 2008
“Niko I don’t think putting a Weber grill in your trunk is going to be enough to get this car into the next Fast and the Furious.”
By PDiggins08 on May 22, 2008
“Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before!”
By T_lee921 on May 22, 2008
“Jesus man, What did you do? hit the hooker bargain bin at every corner in the city? Dude, that ones a guy!”
By T_lee921 on May 22, 2008
“We’ve come for your daughter, Chuck!”
By T_lee921 on May 22, 2008
Dang, that had to hurt. Didn’t think you could contort a midgit that way.
By collije on May 22, 2008
“They should have sent a poet…”
By Flyspeck on May 22, 2008
So that’s how you get that “Stripper in the Trunk” scent!
By budstud on May 22, 2008
Well look at that, I guess that odor wasn’t new car smell after all.
By Thunderbunny on May 22, 2008
Wow so this is were you live? How did you get a love seat in there?!
By reaflect on May 22, 2008
Ugh, that’s why you don’t shoot off a #$^%&^% flare gun in a trunk, huh?
By ttrue88 on May 22, 2008
What’s that big red glowing thing in your trunk ? Or are you just happy to see me ?
By Whiz on May 22, 2008
Aww man, Niko, I like my chicken extra crispy, not my hookers.
By pierreplover on May 22, 2008
You took the spare tire out when you put the body in? Ok, help me bend it in the shape of a circle.
By Thunderbunny on May 22, 2008
‘Ok, Niko lemme get this Straight here . All I have to do is cut open this hookers guts up to find the key that will open the glove box and I can claim my energy Saving Red Bulb?’ ‘F*ck man, I’d thought you would give me a challenge, pussy!’
By neo-jorge on May 22, 2008
Hey Packie. So i got the stains out but now how do i get rid of the smell?
By hugo_mansana on May 22, 2008
You said “Don’t worry about it Niko, there’s no need to drill air holes Niko.” That’s the last time I listen to you.
By Thunderbunny on May 22, 2008
Damnnnnnn…… elvis is still alive
By supermanx123 on May 22, 2008
Damn! Talk about a red light special
By Caulistic on May 22, 2008
Weld faster we don’t have all night!
By cashewkitty1 on May 22, 2008
Damn! He ain’t gonna be in GTA 5!
By Lonnie Lighto on May 22, 2008
Dude, your soul needs to lay off the twinkies and ho-hos. A proper soul fits into a briefcase, and here you are, busting the seams of a huge-ass trunk. Real nice.
By choochoo on May 22, 2008
so….i see you have a problem when it comes to dead hookers…is there really a need to keep the in your trunk?
By imkuku4coochie on May 23, 2008
Yep….niko next time you leave someone in your trunk and decide to go over potholes…how about you remember to take out your kitchen knife set
By imkuku4coochie on May 23, 2008
Packie : niko you dumd***, i told you to scare him not kill him,
niko: Well, you dont have to worry about iron man outselling GTA V when it come out
By kilo720 on May 23, 2008
So what you are saying Packie, is that is trunk will lead me to Narnia? Wow those Germans are crazy!!
By mechmaster3000 on May 23, 2008
“Check it out Rocko, Pure as the the driven snow. When we unload this shit we gonna live LARGE. And to think this is only the start, there’s alot more where this shit came from.”
By lgarza on May 23, 2008
I thought YOU knew where the engine was. How we gonna steal our first car if we can’t even find the engine? And, to top it off, you sure this one’s gonna start? It’s so old it has an Atari in the trunk!
By burgerlady on May 23, 2008
so y iz she positioned like that and wat iz that white stuff on her mouth
By danjah on May 23, 2008
So this is how pimps dress in America!
By gamersanonymous on May 23, 2008
Roman, I think the borscht has turned.
By aleksv on May 23, 2008
Sho-NuFF Nikko You are The LAST DRAGON you possess The Power Of The GLOW……..
By nesbob on May 23, 2008
When I told Xzibit and Pimp my Ride that I was into the mafia I sure didn’t expect them to put this in my trunk.
By sicsemperevan on May 23, 2008
It’s nice, but it’s not quite what I’m looking for. Do you have anything in blonde?
By Thunderbunny on May 23, 2008
What now, Packie? A Native American stereotype?
By jajuka on May 23, 2008
WOW! dog look at your face. Guess you never ate cramped pussy before.
By freakystud21 on May 23, 2008
Niko: If you don’t open that trunk I’m going to unload in your f***in’ face. We clear?
1…2…3…
Guy 2: OK, Niko you win. It’s yours.
…Opens trunk…
Niko: Is that what I think it is?
Guy 2: …mhmm
Niko: It’s beautiful
By MOPFresco on May 23, 2008
WHAT DA FUCK is IN the trunk,billy! nico,don’t worry, its just THA best DAMN MoonSHINE THat you can sip on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a long pause occurs)
By big R on May 23, 2008
Guy on left: That’s a sweet rig there. That amp run ok?
Niko: Yeah, it’s better than all the other amps. They only go up to ten; this one goes to eleven.
GL: Umm… couldn’t you just take the loudness of eleven, and make ten that loud?
Niko: ……… This one goes to eleven.
By joequincy on May 23, 2008
Mama said there would be days like this.
By fluegas5 on May 23, 2008
I hope you know a good detailer…
By rawdesignhouse on May 23, 2008
So THAT’S where the smell was coming from…
By rawdesignhouse on May 23, 2008
“What the hell…who puts a plasma in their trunk with the Kool Aid Man/Jack Thompson sex video playing on a loop?”
By mcbond on May 23, 2008
I stole this ride and when i opened up the trunk there was a traffic light inside, thats so damn cool.
By xeroskill on May 24, 2008
Wow, nice system. Oh yea, that hooker’s not too shabby either.
By infinite on May 24, 2008
Holy shit buddy where you get the freakin nuke?!There’s only 10 seconds left!!!!!
By halo on May 24, 2008
Ooooh, I hope that washes out.
By c1rcu17 on May 24, 2008
Dude… Do you have a skunk in your trunk?
By awkward on May 24, 2008
“Woah! Bro, where’d ya get the big red light?”
By hintswen on May 24, 2008
To the disappointment of millions of kids,Niko did the only thing he knew to do and stow away the strange reindeer he had hit with his car
By tristan79 on May 25, 2008
Dude Santa’s going to be pissed when he found out you stole one of his reindeer.
By bigpapasmurf01 on May 26, 2008
Damn Niko! You dropped the Rock Band controller, you’re flashing red! You’re gonna get booted off!!
By Luke on May 26, 2008
No, no, no. You were supposed to bury the body and put the luggage in the trunk. I can’t sleep without my Care Bare pajamas.
By Thunderbunny on May 26, 2008
No, no, no. You were supposed to bury the body and put the luggage in the trunk. I can’t sleep without my Care Bear pajamas.
By Thunderbunny on May 26, 2008
In Mother Russia, Trunks Surprise YOU!
By Arkilae on May 27, 2008
Damn, Marselles Wallace’s soul got a whole lot bigger when you let it out of the case.
By Zaron3d on May 27, 2008
….so I told her, “Roxanne, you don’t have to put on the red light. Those days are over,
you don’t have to sell your body to the night.” She wasn’t listening, so I pleaded “Roxanne, you don’t have to wear that dress tonight.
Walk the streets for money,
You don’t care if it’s wrong or if it’s right.”
When she put the dress on anyway, I stuck her and her damn red light in the trunk.
By JellyPA on May 27, 2008
Oh. My. Baby… when you said you were totally double-jointed, you were NOT kidding.
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
Whoa! It’s kinda like that thing where the chick ties the cherry stem in a knot using just her tongue. Except so, so much better.
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
Hey, you got any singles?
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
Ever since Bubba put his offices in Harlem, we just can’t compete. I mean look at THAT. Bill, either leave some for the rest of us or GO BACK TO Chappaqua!
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
Looks like Spitzer’s wife has lowered his allowance.
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
Niko, you HAVE to put that on Youtube!
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
Whoa, who’d have thought Bill O’Reilly was that limber?
Niko: Need. Barfbag. Now.
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
Damn - This is the last time we jack an American politician. They all turn in to demons sooner or later.
By Aquixis on May 28, 2008
…and next time you fuck with me, I got neon GREEN paint balls, yeah, you heard me right! Fucking BRIGHT GREEN paintballs for your ass, biatch!
By basquiat67 on May 28, 2008
Dude? What the hell is a flux capacitor?
By onetre on May 28, 2008
Seriously Bro, this is not what I meant by “junk in the trunk.”
By onetre on May 28, 2008
Fuck that, you can go to Narnia…I’m going to Burger Shot.
By onetre on May 28, 2008
So what you’re saying is that you “took out” the spare tire because you needed a fish tank in your trunk?
By onetre on May 28, 2008
It’s OK Niko; no one could understand a word Little Jacob said anyway.
By Protochicken on May 28, 2008
“We’re DEFINITELY going to need the strongest air freshener we can find after this job.”
Oh and “onetre” thanks for ganking my quote about junk in the trunk from where the other captions are… and on the same day no less. Not cool, man. Come up with something original.
By NegativeGhostrider on May 28, 2008
Hey look it’s Noodles, I guess there wasn’t enough air in the trunk for him either. Too bad he couldn’t cheat his way out.
By Protochicken on May 28, 2008
ROOOOOOOOOXANNE…..
By ewangdesign on May 28, 2008
Damm! Who knew a stolen virgin stripper could light up a truck like this. Why don’t next time we just steal some Jordans see if we can light this joint up green.
By freakystud21 on May 28, 2008
Who would have thought the portal to Hell would be in the trunk of a Volvo?
By NegativeGhostrider on May 28, 2008
Damn, it smell like Bigfoot’s dick in there!
By NegativeGhostrider on May 28, 2008