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Heidi Klum Ad Morphs From Guitar Hero Spot Into A Late Night CineMax Flick
November 05, 2008
Score another one for the Brett Ratner-Activision braintrust. Their newest piece of creative featuring Heidi Klum starts out as a Guitar Hero ad and then devolves into a scene from Hotel Erotica. The spot is a step up from the last commercial which gave Alex Rodriguez his first post-season title. (The readers of Complex voted him the biggest douche, barely edging Michael Phelps.)
It features a smoking hot Klum managing to look like she’s enjoying dancing around in her lingerie and pair of tube socks, no small feat considering Ratner is somewhere in the room watching and covered in a thin sheen of sweat. The only problem is that any still frame that doesn’t feature a guitar looks like a CineMax foreplay scene. To help illustrate the point and aid in suspension of disbelief I included a standard soft core storyline to go with the images. Hit the jump to check out the gallery and see if you agree.
Notice how the lack of visible peripheral turns this from a video game commercial to a scene from Hotel Erotica 6. (Sure the Cape Cod style interior design doesn’t mesh with the Cabo setting, but this is CineMax. You’ve never complained before, just frickin’ go with it.) Heidi’s character has just gotten into her room and her blouse is so itchy she has to tear it off.
[There's a knock at the door.] Heidi’s character is incensed! Didn’t she just get finished telling the sexy receptionist that she had a long flight to Cabo, had come down here to get over the disappearance of her boyfriend Julian and was not to be disturbed?
Her blood boils as she yells for the interloper to identify himself. She briefly wonders why the receptionist had such a sly look when she said, “Everyone comes to the Hotel with problems often solved by swarthy, mysterious men with washboard abs and unfortunate tattoos. Don’t let any of the towels touch your face.”
A man’s voice identifies himself as the resort tennis pro. Heidi’s character loves to play tennis almost as much as she loves to jump! She runs to the door, opens it and…
