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Das Gamer NCAA Football 09 Caption Contest
July 23, 2008
Every Wednesday Das Gamer will start a new caption competition that will last all week and award a winner for our last competition. Think of it as an alpha and omega / Shiva kind of thing only more plastic and wireless controllers. Reader Carol Dziuba won the E3 schwagbag contest that went up on Monday. Now we’ve got a copy of NCAA Football 09 up for grabs. Caption the photo posted after the jump by next Wednesday.
The contest runs until the 6pm on July 30th. The funniest caption for the above pic wins. Go get some.
UPDATE: Congrats to Kenneth G and his winning caption of: “Hi hunny, just calling in to say I’m going to be a bit late tonight. Tim’s sister is in town and her friends want to go out.” [pause] “No they’re all fat and ugly.”
66 Responses to “Das Gamer NCAA Football 09 Caption Contest”
“Ooo, ooo, I’ll take one”`
By Chris on Jul 24, 2008
Fellas come on, priorities, priorities. I know you think you’re doing the right thing by cheering on you’re 62nd ranked college team, trying to show the nation you should really be #1 and all. But you guys seem oblivious to the fact there are 3 smoking hot women in front of you. Women > Partying > Supporting your college team > Maintaining a C average . Get your life together guys.
By Lesley on Jul 24, 2008
Pull my finger.
By Carol Dziuba on Jul 24, 2008
Who’s playing anyway?
By Marilyn Wons on Jul 24, 2008
The Hillbilly Cheerleaders keep the guys from caring who wins!
By Brenda Shields on Jul 24, 2008
“Hi hunny, just calling in to say I’m going to be a bit late tonight. Tim’s sister is in town and her friends want to go out.”
[pause]
“No they’re all fat and ugly.”
By Kenneth G on Jul 24, 2008
What’s better than playing for the Florida State Noles. Getting caught cheating and being forced to play with the cheerleaders.
By Michael Q on Jul 24, 2008
They told me everything was bigger in Texas and they weren’t kidding!
By Cindy Thurman on Jul 24, 2008
You better go deep.
By Randall Curran on Jul 24, 2008
One of these things is not like the others.
By Michael Strickland on Jul 24, 2008
Darn girls and their big hats are blocking the view!!
By Michelle Scurlock on Jul 24, 2008
Why am I the only black guy here?
By Jose C. on Jul 24, 2008
Three of these women have herpes. Can you guess which?
By alan on Jul 24, 2008
After waiting for 2 hours, finally got to take a picture with these ladies.
By Chris F on Jul 24, 2008
Go Down in front!
By Andrew Gordon on Jul 24, 2008
these guys photoshopped thier girlfriends in to look popular- sorry guys…with these gals most don’t even see you
By sandy on Jul 24, 2008
Ah, the version of “Where’s Waldo” for the drunkin’ football fan…
By Jennifer Barnett on Jul 24, 2008
Hey! Which one Ridem’ cowboy
By Nora Scott-Platt on Jul 24, 2008
I was so drunk I was staring in the wrong direction!
By Cuong Nguyen on Jul 25, 2008
Are we supposed to be in class?
By Leon on Jul 25, 2008
Year end deal 3 for the price of one.
By tim brown on Jul 25, 2008
With details of the football game and the following late night party still very hazy, Jo Lynn, Rebecca Sue, and Bobbi Mae later wondered why the “star football players” they hooked up with that night never actually left the stands during the game.
By John E. on Jul 25, 2008
god damn, i’d like to tuck rule all three of you
By christopher h on Jul 25, 2008
The girls from the rodeo were looking for a stud to ride, so naturally they ended up in the football stadium.
By Lisa on Jul 25, 2008
Hey Dude - Wait A Minute - We’re 1 Girl Short.
By diane d on Jul 25, 2008
one hot dog with mustard
By djp on Jul 25, 2008
Kiss my Grits
By John Mizell on Jul 26, 2008
There’s a game?
By Jason Williams on Jul 26, 2008
Who says were not number ######1111111!!!!!!!!
By sarah woods on Jul 26, 2008
Your next to stand up in front of the carboard cutouts of the hottest chicks in the stadium. Fool your friends come on up!
By Chuck Darrah on Jul 26, 2008
Hey, wanna be on tv? Dress up like the
pussycatdolls.
By James Tripp on Jul 26, 2008
3 Straw Hats 12 dollars
3 sets of fake hooters 18,000 dollars
The look on the men’s faces when they find out the girls are all celibate — Priceless
By Marie Fink on Jul 26, 2008
“Hey man, are you watching the game? These 3 hot white chicks in front of me just dumped their boyfriends so they could come home with me!”
By Aaron Bretveld on Jul 27, 2008
I WANT THE GAME AND THE CHEERLEADERS
By konny church on Jul 27, 2008
There’s a football game going on? Really????
By Linda Moeller on Jul 27, 2008
Sadly, the cheerleaders were assigned to the gsy section of the stadium thereby negating their effect.
By Tom McCurry on Jul 27, 2008
We dress like this to stay cool during the excitement of the game… now, who’s up to bat?
By Rita M on Jul 27, 2008
What do you bet that these girls aren’t the guys’ dates?!!
By Carolyn Ireland on Jul 27, 2008
We got game!
By Stephen Alexander on Jul 27, 2008
nice set of three
By colten edwards on Jul 27, 2008
Yahoo We are number 1
http://r.yuwie.com/patwat3
By John Watson on Jul 27, 2008
I remember when my boobs used to be that perky too.
By stephanie teague on Jul 27, 2008
Wow in breeding has evolved!
By steve on Jul 27, 2008
EnnY Mnny Minny Mo~ My MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THIS ONE!
By MARCY STRAHAN on Jul 27, 2008
um… I’ll take…….that one!
By jennifer cecil on Jul 28, 2008
good thing my wife doesn’t watch sports
By sandra kao on Jul 28, 2008
The football teams aren’t the only ones scoring tonight!!! Yee-haw!!!
By Kathy Stone on Jul 28, 2008
Quick, take the picture before these hot chicks notice us and move!
By Megan B. on Jul 28, 2008
Top row: Before surgery
Bottow row: After Surgery
Any questions?
By Cliff on Jul 28, 2008
Dude, I’ll take a beer.
By Elizabeth M. on Jul 28, 2008
“Come on guys, let’s forget those hookers for a second, I’m phoning to tell a phrase so I can score a buggy game.”
By Modded on Jul 28, 2008
“Those fat chicks are blocking my view of Nick”
By Lauren Baker on Jul 29, 2008
Looks like Montanna’s back
By charles pellin on Jul 29, 2008
“Where my money at?”
By tle on Jul 29, 2008
Save changes to the Adobe Photoshop Elements document before closing? Yes/No
By Jenny on Jul 29, 2008
It’s neat that Hooters has a farm team, but the wait at their restaurant is just too long.
By Jay F on Jul 29, 2008
We are the winners!:)
By Janet on Jul 29, 2008
Save a horse, ride a cowgirl!
By Sheila B on Jul 29, 2008
Sports fans enthusiastically support trio “Kissin’ Cousins” following their performance of “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy”
By Marie Noguerole on Jul 30, 2008
Beauties and the Beasts
By Robert R on Jul 30, 2008
When our team scores, we score!
By Barbara Leatham on Jul 30, 2008
This is a great way to play football
By Gene Garvin on Jul 30, 2008
Mom, I’m not lying, I’m really at the library!
By Paul on Jul 30, 2008
College Tuition-150,000
Tickets for the game-500
Pictures of us with girls that look like this-PRICELESS
By Catherine KingChuparkoff on Jul 30, 2008
Football. Hot girls. Okay, you have one more wish.
By Micah on Jul 30, 2008
@everyone
Thanks for playing. We’re closing down the comments and will announce a winner shortly.
By sethk on Jul 30, 2008