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New This Week: Games Worth The Cash, Or At Least A Rental
June 09, 2008
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
PS3
On sale: June 12
Solid Snake is back for the last time. Might be a good thing seeing as he probably gets up three times a night just to take a leak. Dude is getting so old he’s got three part retrospectives! Bloggers have expounded on cut scenes longer than Ben-Hur and epic-sized install sizes for the game which is more of an indication that there’s nothing really to write about. Put on your rubber suit and grow a grey mullet n’ ’stache combo. Stay tuned for chest-thumping from Sony and a response to Aaron Greenberg’s shot across the PlayStation’s bow. www.konami.jp
NASCAR 09
X360, PS3, PS2
On sale: June 11
Yeeeeeeeee-haw! Get a whole turkey leg, some cut off jorts and talk about how DEI screwed Dale Jr. something fierce, find a Jeff Gordon fan and punch that commie in the face. It’s time to make some left turns! Catch our review later this week. www.easports.com
Buy NASCAR 09 now.
Don King Presents: Prizefighter
X360, Wii, DS
Don King promised to deliver some “extreme fantabulousity.” Prepare to have the sunshine blast directly out of your colon. Swing by the HypeKingdom, 2K’s marketing site for the game, to get “nomenclated” by the nickname generator. Hope you get a better name than “Killa.” www.2ksports.com
Buy Prizefighter now.
Eve Online: Empyrean Age
PC
Available for free download: June 10
We haven’t played the original EVE but there seems to be enough hype around the expansion pack to warrant an entry. Plus, it’s free. And the storyline for the game reminds us of Ice Pirates. www.eveonline.com
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