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Our GTA IV Xbox 360 Caption Contest Got Hacked
May 21, 2008
We’ve got some bad news. Our poll to decide the funniest caption for the Xbox 360 contest has been hacked. Turns out some of those out there in the Interwebs have attempted to fix the vote by pointing bots at our poll. We appreciate the irony that people out there tried to use shady means to win a Grand Theft Auto-branded prize and the opportunity to use phrases like “pointing bots at our poll.” But we can’t let cheaters walk away with any prize.
Voting clearly isn’t going to work so we have to go despot-style and pick the winning caption ourselves. Since all the possible captions were affected by numerous bots we have to DQ all five caption entries. We’ll leave the contest open for submissions until May 28th and then pick the winner. You can caption the GTA IV screenshot posted after the jump or on the original contest post. We’ll pool all the captions from both posts and make a final selection in one week. You also need to register to be eligible to win.
Caption the above screenshot in the comments below or in the comments section of the original contest post. Don’t forget to register.
The disqualified captions are:
“Well what do you know, there wasn’t enough air in there to last an hour. I guess I owe you a dollar.”
“Ok, go ahead and let Hillary out before she turns us all into newts.”
“Oh boy…now THAT’S a stain….”
“Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, figuratively speaking. What happened to his pants?”
“Oh dear God, someone stole the hooker. This city really is going to hell in a hand basket.”
UPDATE: The caption contest is closed for business. We will announce the winner shortly.
Tags: das cheaters, Xbox 360 contest
23 Responses to “Our GTA IV Xbox 360 Caption Contest Got Hacked”
You opened the brief case! What the hell is that? Marsellus Wallace is going to be pissed and you are so dead.
(Pulp Fiction references)
By Bug42 on May 21, 2008
I hope you know a good detailer…
By rawdesignhouse on May 21, 2008
It’s the trunk monkey anti-car theft device! Back away s-l-o-w-l-y…
By budstud on May 21, 2008
OH Shit Charles!!!!! oh I mean Nico,look wat we got here,dat good Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!the best sticky-iky-iky that money can buy!!!!!!!!! word is born cuz,let’s get that rolling paper & puff,puff tha magic dragon….
two hours later- Nico A.K.A Charles:man,wat tha fuck do you got me puffing on,this shit got me seeing aliens,flying pigs & purple jumpsuits!!!!!!!!!!
peter A.K.A tha other cat in tha pic: relax Charles!,just keep on puffing,either that or pass the splif,cause’ u fucking up my high,lol & my rather weird,but very interesting fantasy
Nico:?
By big R on May 21, 2008
And you think it LOOKS like fun? You should try DRIVING AROUND knowing you got an Etch-A-Sketch in the back just waiting for you…
By kraphtymac on May 22, 2008
Niko when did you start working for that polygamist sect, and how did you manage to fit fifteen children in the trunk of your car?
By TurtleBeech on May 22, 2008
That’s going to affect your insurance premium.
By budstud on May 22, 2008
AAAHHHH thats where Bin laden is!!!!
First Florida and Michigan now Hillary is gonna try to poll this out to win the nomination?!?!
DUDE!!!!!
Sorry Nikko its the damn beans I had.
So thats how Lost ends.
Flux capacitor?!?! Mcfly? what are you talking about?
By Jackasssiegel on May 22, 2008
“What!? When you left there was one body in the trunk. Why are there two now?”
“He seemed lonely.”
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“Selling shrimp out of the trunk of your car Niko? Way to grab that American dream for all it’s worth buddy.”
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“Dammit Niko I said get Randolf not Rudolph!”
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“What does it mean when a bomb starts flashing red and making a loud screech?”
“It means it’s time to go.”
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“Niko, in America when someone asks you to “pinp their ride” it doesn’t mean you stick a pimp in the trunk, although I see how it could come in handy.
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By BlindMaphisto on May 22, 2008
If you think beating up Hillary like this is bad, you should have seen what we did to McCain, lets just say he’s not going to be running for president anymore…
By crunkjuicedup on May 23, 2008
i told you i am the real IRONMAN Niko
By grenzan on May 25, 2008
Whoa… so this is what happened to those guys that try to rig that last Das Gamer contest.
By NegativeGhostrider on May 26, 2008
Damn! Now this makes sense why the cops were chasing us across three state lines for the car we stole. The trunk is full of Krispy Kreme doughnuts!
By NegativeGhostrider on May 26, 2008
This is NOT what I meant when I said I liked the junk in her trunk!
By budstud on May 26, 2008
oh. great idea, Niko, let’s watch clips off The Hills DVD while the timer ticks down and we have to load a save state again…genius, buddy
By quigongin7 on May 26, 2008
Damn spelling errors and no edit button… here’s the quote I meant to write”
“Whoa… so this is what happened to those guys that tried to rig that last Das Gamer contest.”
By NegativeGhostrider on May 26, 2008
“Niko… when I said ‘get me some hoes’ I wasn’t talking about the gardening tools…”
By furie on May 27, 2008
Look, it’s your first day in America. I get that. There’s lots to do, and you want to do ‘em all. But I think your eyes were bigger than your stomach here. Either way, we’re gonna need a crowbar.
Niko: The crowbar is under the redhead. No, no the other redhead.
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
This is why I love America. In the home country, a red light special just meant 50% off a crockpot.
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
Oh please, on 5th we saw a girl do that with a 100watt incandescent.
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
This is why we can’t have nice things.
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
This is where that Hefty Ultra Flex product placement deal would have come in handy.
By fortunz on May 27, 2008
Ok, Niko… I know you’re new to the country and all, but when I tell you that I want you to bring me a girl with a lot of “junk in the trunk” I don’t mean the situation we’ve got here.
By NegativeGhostrider on May 28, 2008