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Southpeak Games Brings Child Abuse To The DS With My Baby

August 19, 2008

ugly-baby Southpeak Games Brings Child Abuse To The DS With My BabyThere are people out there who will seek out Southpeak Games’ My Baby (available in baby girl and and baby game packs-but there will not be a hill giant baby version by artist Ron Mueck) when it hits for the DS this fall. There’s definitely a market segment out there who want a chance to raise a digital baby up from day one to fourteen months with the help of an in-game pediatrician and nurse. We should be thankful this title exists, it makes those people easier to identify and avoid.

The game is obviously targeted at young children who want to practice their maternal instincts. But if Southpeak has the stones for it they’ll include an online component that ranks the parenting skills of all players. Prenatal choices like whether or not you should take folic acid or if it’s safe crack that second bottle of merlot could at least give this game some kind of real world impact. It could also help us identify the evil baby killing children walking amongst us. Their pelts are worth a fortune. southpeakgames.com

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  1. 3 Responses to “Southpeak Games Brings Child Abuse To The DS With My Baby”

  2. This pic is so creepie!

    By Yang Thor on Aug 19, 2008

  3. Good GOD that picture is horrifying. I mean, that is the stuff of my nightmares.

    By GeorgeR on Aug 19, 2008

  4. Looks like a naked version of the crackhead on the corner of my street.

    By wiizard on Aug 20, 2008

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