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Bayonetta, Guaranteed To Satisfy Your Heritical Dominatrix Witch Librarian Fetish

July 18, 2008

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Developer Atsushi Inaba ran a demo of Bayonetta his first title for the Platinum/Sega collective. Unfortunately Sega did not release any screens or even allow for any questions with the developers but they did show off a couple minutes of gameplay. Anyone with a hankering for a heavily armed librarian witch dominatrix with a thing against all that’s supposedly holy will be happy when the game hits in 2009. Read the rest of this entry »

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Bayonetta Delivers The Bullet-To-Angel-Cranium-Action You’ve Always Wanted

May 15, 2008

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Platinum and Sega announced their sweaty corporate coupling and the three digital buns in their ovens: Bayonetta (PS3, Xbox 360), MadWorld (Wii) and Infinite Loop (DS). Of the three new titles, Bayonetta clearly has the best chance of turning into another flick with Kate Beckinsale in a latex suit. Consequently it also runs the risk of being directed by Uwe Boll. The main character of Bayonetta is a leathered up witch with guns strapped to all four extremities and a mission to knock the brains out and halo off of every angel that comes across her path. The fact that she can pull this off wearing six-inch platform heels should be an inspiration to strippers across the land. Read the rest of this entry »

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