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Bush Has A New Screen Saver To Admire Before He Fires Up “The Google”

Remember when George W. Bush talked about using “the Google” to look at pictures of his Texas ranch during an interview with Maria Bartiromo? Good times. If you listen closely enough you can actually hear former White House press secretary Tony Snow silently hiss the word, “Fuck.” In his own mind. EA has upped the prez’ tech cred by porting him into FaceBreaker and having the virtual version of a pregnant woman punch his lights out. Guess they’re going after the democrat vote. Check it out after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

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Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag Added To Facebreaker Lineup

The Hills cast members Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag join Kim Kardashian on the list of playable characters in their upcoming arcade boxer, Facebreaker.

Congratulations EA, thanks to your concerted effort and licensing genius gamers will now get to step into the skin of Pratt and experience ever so briefly what it’s like to be the biggest douche to ever leave a douchey footprint on the planet earth. And you get all of that before you even punch your first woman. Check out the game trailer after the jump.
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EA Wants You To Punch Kim Kardashian In The Face

EA has announced Kim Kardashian as part of the Facebreaker line up. They did not mention a specific reason as to why they decided to include Kardashian in the line up. Sure she has the sex tape and a posterior that can pull anything lighter than five pounds into its taut, muscular orbit but neither of those really qualify as actual reasons. Read the rest of this entry »

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