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Bush Has A New Screen Saver To Admire Before He Fires Up “The Google”

Remember when George W. Bush talked about using “the Google” to look at pictures of his Texas ranch during an interview with Maria Bartiromo? Good times. If you listen closely enough you can actually hear former White House press secretary Tony Snow silently hiss the word, “Fuck.” In his own mind. EA has upped the prez’ tech cred by porting him into FaceBreaker and having the virtual version of a pregnant woman punch his lights out. Guess they’re going after the democrat vote. Check it out after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

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New This Week: Games Where Your Money Used To Be

Spore
Publisher: EA
Developer: Maxis
Mac, PC, DS
On sale: September 7
Fucking A, it’s here. And by “it’s” I mean a merciful end to all the hype. Spore, the game that has been years in the flogging, rolls out this Sunday. Which, taking Spore creator Will Wright’s E3 speech, could very well be a tongue-in-cheek reference to the Book of Genesis. In this case the game has a very real chance of living up to both the hype and possible blasphemy. The release also marks the first step in the battle of the “make games.” Round two commences with the release of LittleBigPlanet in October. You can get the jump on unleashing your new race of Korvaxes, Snorks or some Ron Jeremy-inspired race of walking penises by pre-downloading the software. Will Wright will flip the switch and bring it all to life on Sunday. Tiger Woods isn’t the only dude that walks on water around that company.
Pre-order your copy of Spore.

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Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag Added To Facebreaker Lineup

The Hills cast members Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag join Kim Kardashian on the list of playable characters in their upcoming arcade boxer, Facebreaker.

Congratulations EA, thanks to your concerted effort and licensing genius gamers will now get to step into the skin of Pratt and experience ever so briefly what it’s like to be the biggest douche to ever leave a douchey footprint on the planet earth. And you get all of that before you even punch your first woman. Check out the game trailer after the jump.
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EA Wants You To Punch Kim Kardashian In The Face

EA has announced Kim Kardashian as part of the Facebreaker line up. They did not mention a specific reason as to why they decided to include Kardashian in the line up. Sure she has the sex tape and a posterior that can pull anything lighter than five pounds into its taut, muscular orbit but neither of those really qualify as actual reasons. Read the rest of this entry »

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FaceBreaker Will Roll Out On EA Sports’ New Freestyle Label

EA announced a September launch for their new arcade-style boxing title, FaceBreaker. It will be the first title to come out under a new imprint, EA Sports Freestyle. Coincidentally the tag line for the new brand, “No rules, just fun,” echoes the sizzle line from the first Ultimate Fighting Championship poster from the early ’90s, when the sport was one step away from a Mike Vick dogfight. FaceBreaker looks like it could deliver on the marketing hype. Prizefighter, the other boxing title in the pipe will probably have a more difficult time living up to the promise of “extreme fantabulousity.”

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