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Hulk Exclusive Skin Offer Refers To Actual Skin

Want to play The Incredible Hulk as the new crimson version of everyone’s pissed off gamma-irradiated superhero? You have to buy the Xbox 360 version, and even then, only at GameStop. The announcement, on Marvel.com, didn’t hint at any other exclusive Hulk skins. If you’re hoping for the original square-headed grey Hulk for the DS, the Lou Ferigno live action Hulk for the PSP, the smart Hulk for the PS3 or even the sword-stripper boots-and-tiara version of World War Hulk for the Wii you are shit out of luck.

[Marvel via N4G]

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Bayonetta Delivers The Bullet-To-Angel-Cranium-Action You’ve Always Wanted

Platinum and Sega announced their sweaty corporate coupling and the three digital buns in their ovens: Bayonetta (PS3, Xbox 360), MadWorld (Wii) and Infinite Loop (DS). Of the three new titles, Bayonetta clearly has the best chance of turning into another flick with Kate Beckinsale in a latex suit. Consequently it also runs the risk of being directed by Uwe Boll. The main character of Bayonetta is a leathered up witch with guns strapped to all four extremities and a mission to knock the brains out and halo off of every angel that comes across her path. The fact that she can pull this off wearing six-inch platform heels should be an inspiration to strippers across the land. Read the rest of this entry »

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If You’re Gonna Rock A Game T-Shirt, At Least Go Old School

King of Games just released a few more T-shirts based on classic Sega titles Fantasy Zone, Out Run and, pictured above, After Burner. It’ll only cost you around $50 to throw it back to ‘87, the year the flight sim arrived on the heels of Top Gun. Remember when you climbed into the arcade game’s simulated cockpit, thinking about what it would be like to bang Kelly McGillis while Berlin played softly in the background? What? You’re more of an Iron Eagle fan? Good luck finding a Lou Gosset, Jr. T-shirt, freak.

[King of Games via Game Life]

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