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Wrasslin’ Fans Love Them Some Lara Croft

WWE fans let their votes do the talking for them in the WWE Diva Halloween Costume Contest. Diva Mickie James took the top prize with her Lara Croft costume. There’s no telling where the sexed up latex nun outfit ended up in the voting but it has to be close. Wrasslin’ fans love them some juxtaposition of religion and sex walking on a pair of Chun Li-esque thighs. And dammit, it’s our American right. A few more photos after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

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Sarah Palin Continues To Trounce Joe Biden As Veep Softball Target

PwnorDie has put together some quailty Photoshop work, inserting VP-hopeful Sarah Palin into a couple of video games. (The timing dovetails nicely with the Matt Hazard video.) John McCain’s running mate continues to reign as an easier target than Joe Biden when it comes to satire. Her streak should continue until the Internets or someone on Saturday Night Live can figure out a way to work Biden’s racist comments on Barack Obama, his opponent at the time, or even his own constituents into some kind of witty, playful commentary suitable for NBC. It probably wouldn’t hurt Palin’s image if she dropped the go-to wink debate technique and stepped up her game in dealing with the press. You think Richard Nixon or even Spiro Agnew would take any shit form Katie Couric? Check out more shots after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

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Eidos Officially Puts Alison Carroll’s Assets On Display

The Internets have already buzzed with the announcement of a new official Lara Croft model, Alison Carroll. I just figured it was time to put up a shot because the crop of this image I saw over at Game Life made me think of the three breasted alien from Total Recall. Carroll, a former receptionist and professional “display gymnast” (she apparently did some tumbling for Prince Charles at West Minster Abbey-do with that what you will), beat out a couple hundred of would-be models.

According to Eidos PR she’s about to dabble in some British SAS commando training including semi-automatic weapons and combat in Eastern Europe. Some Dorito-eater at a convention in the near future is going to to get one hell of a nut punch when he gets handsy. Check the full gallery, courtesy of Eidos, after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

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