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Uwe Boll Doubles The Number Of Screens Showing Postal, Confirms He’s Still Crazy

May 19, 2008

uwe-boll Uwe Boll Doubles The Number Of Screens Showing Postal, Confirms Hes Still Crazy
Distribution for Uwe Boll’s new flick, Postal, just jumped 100%. He’s gone from four screens to 10…nationwide. It does give him something to crow about. But judging by the rant Boll put up on the official site for Postal, Boll is probably sitting in a dark room cawing at a lamp currently in the off position. Read the rest of this entry »

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Please God, Let This Be Real

May 01, 2008

Uwe Boll vs Michael Bay
With the hard date for the fight, the Golden Palace sponsorship and, of course, the HBO mention–there is no way this poster is real. OK, the Golden Palace thing we could buy. But there is absolutely no way this fight will ever happen. Read the rest of this entry »

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Behold The Cast Of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out The Movie

April 22, 2008

punch-out Behold The Cast Of Mike Tysons Punch Out The Movie
Ok, so no one is actually making a movie based on everyone’s favorite video game from everyone’s favorite snaggle-toothed, face-tatted human time bomb. But the guys at Asylum came up with a pretty good cast of talent should any ever buy the rights to the flick. Considering Blizzard just shut down Uwe Boll’s attempt to snatch up the rights to World of Warcraft, he’s probably looking for work.

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Contrary To His Statements, Uwe Boll Is In Fact A Retard

April 10, 2008


Director and German wingnut, Uwe Boll, lashed out at petition urging him to end his movie-making career. Boll took the time to throw George Clooney, Eli Roth and Michael Bay under the bus saying in his rebuttal, “I’m not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business, or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius, you know?” Who’s ready for Bloodrayne 3? Bay responded on a message board but it’s not really worth exploring as a conflict. In a douche fight, there are no clear winners.