Hardware

Wii Fit Accessories Bundle Now Available To Slack Jawed Idiots Everywhere

With their new accessories pack for the Wii Fit, DreamGear is betting on the fact that you’re an asshole. For $60 you can get a 5-1 pack including some extra textured socks, a “fitness mat” a travel bag and other assorted crap destined for the same fate that has befallen every Ab Roller and Thigh Master in America. The fact that Nintendo even tacitly condones this kind of accessory only adds to our theory that the Wii is an elaborate inside joke on the world. They just want to see how far they can turn you into a flailing, hopping hamster of a human being.

[Balance Board Blog via GoNintendo]

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New This Week: Games Worth The Cash, Or At Least A Rental

Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures
PC
On sale: May 20
Strap on the leather skirt and pretend you moonlight as the governor of California. Age of Conan has already caused a minor stir with conservatives due to the side of nekkidness thrown in with the brutal carnage found in this action RPG. Grace Jones would have wanted it that way. We’re making it the lead game of the week because it starts with “A” and it gives us a reason to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger’s voice reading the words as we type.
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