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The Ten Commandments Of Metal Gear
June 10, 2008
We’re not talking about anything to do with the Old Testament here. Destructoid has put up a list of Top Ten Golden Rules to help gamers predict what they’ll see in the new title as well as temper any expectations. Yes, you will have watched every piece of significant gameplay in a cut scene or trailer prior to release. Yes, you will see an enemy taking a dump. And yes, no matter what kind of plot twists or characters Hideo Kojima introduces from immortal, water-walking bisexuals to a chain-gun toting Inuit shaman, everyone’s going to love every second of it.

