Das Is Fünny

The Top Five Mercs To Ever Pop A Cap In Pop Culture

August 29, 2008

lorenzo-lamas1 The Top Five Mercs To Ever Pop A Cap In Pop Culture
#4 Reno Raines, Renegade
Lorenzo Lamas, as Reno Raines, cruises the Dakota badlands on his chopper, shirtless, solving crimes and while trying to clear his name of a murder he didn’t commit. But he’s not alone, his cohort, a Native American bounty hunter with a penchant for Western wear follows around in a Winnebago. It featured the kind of plot devices that you’d expect in a gay porn instead of a primetime show that notched five seasons. How much fucking crime can you fight in North Dakota? Either way, Lamas, aka Steven Segal lite, makes it to number #4 on the list of Media Mercs.

1 2 3 4 5
Tags: , , , ,
  1. 3 Responses to “The Top Five Mercs To Ever Pop A Cap In Pop Culture”

  2. Actually, it doesn’t come out until August 31st. :)

    By Brian on Aug 30, 2008

  3. @Brian
    I had a pre-holiday braincramp. Thanks for pointing out the correction.

    By sethk on Sep 1, 2008

  4. Regarding Ryan Reynolds’ previous hero roles, he HAS played a Marvel hero before:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_King

    One.

    By Dart_Adams on Sep 3, 2008

Post a Comment