Das Contests
Top Spin 3 Caption Contest
July 30, 2008
Every Wednesday Das Gamer kicks off a new caption contest to win games and the souls of our interns. Up for grabs this week we’ve got a copy of Top Spin 3 from 2K Sports for the Xbox 360 now with customizable t-shirts and grunts. The contest runs till next Wednesday. Hit the jump and caption the photo below. Brace yourself for magnificence.
Place your caption in the comments below to enter. May the best caption win.


88 Responses to “Top Spin 3 Caption Contest”
Come on, Anubis.
The winner takes the Pyramids.
By Modded on Jul 30, 2008
‘Believe it or not, but this is Maria Sharapova in the early morning hours.’
By Marko Djordjevic on Jul 31, 2008
I am Seth Kelly, Man of Steel.
By Carol Dziuba on Jul 31, 2008
@Carol Dziuba
Sorry to disappoint, but that ain’t me. Your e3 schwag box is on the way.
By sethk on Jul 31, 2008
Bring it on Federer! Ya Punk!
By Kimberly Cook on Aug 1, 2008
I forgot to find a partner
By Marilyn Wons on Aug 1, 2008
Apparently, he doesn’t know which way he is supposed to be facing!!
By Chris F on Aug 1, 2008
The wings are a great fuel for the new ball flinger…
By Brittney Wilson on Aug 1, 2008
I’m lookin’ for love in all the wrong places…
By Lori Williams on Aug 1, 2008
Got Balls?
By Bee on Aug 1, 2008
And you thought I was only good in bed.
By Tracey Byram on Aug 1, 2008
Check out my backhand…
By Barbara McNaney on Aug 1, 2008
It was just then, at that very moment, Marcus was angered by the realization that his chicken legs looked awfully funny in shorts…
By midnightheory on Aug 1, 2008
Another win for the Eradicatooooooor!!!
By blindrc on Aug 1, 2008
I hit tennis balls for Hooters girls!
By Mya Brooks on Aug 1, 2008
Dude, im shitting balls man!
By Shabaz noor on Aug 1, 2008
“Do I look like The Hulk yet?”
By Jenny on Aug 1, 2008
the new hooters tennis tourney had few attendees when it was discovered to be men only
By christopher h on Aug 1, 2008
Do I look fat in this?
By Donna S. on Aug 1, 2008
Human snake man eats Federer, demands declaration of default victory.
By bob on Aug 1, 2008
Are you staring at my Hooters?
By Brenda Shields on Aug 1, 2008
That was in bounds
By John Mizell on Aug 1, 2008
Welcome to the newest Hooter’s, may I serve you?
By Virginia Briguglio on Aug 1, 2008
He thought playing beer pong would train him…….he was wrong.
By Rodney K on Aug 1, 2008
Bring it Martina!
By Tracy Iglesias on Aug 2, 2008
Oooh! MY BACK!!
By Joanna Connor on Aug 2, 2008
And who said Hooter’s isn’t bad for your health?
By Lauren Baker on Aug 2, 2008
Do you want a piece of me???!!!
By Robert Ford on Aug 2, 2008
Are you looking at me? Are you looking at ME?!
By Stephen Saunders on Aug 2, 2008
Anyone CAN play Tennis
By Andrew Gordon on Aug 2, 2008
Yes it’s true I was once The Hulk
By F Cannuli on Aug 2, 2008
OK Mcenroe I’ll take that 10 day challenge now!
By Deborah Geoghan on Aug 2, 2008
“The Biggest Loser”
By Mary Roberts on Aug 2, 2008
No one can compete with the power of Hooters!
By Catherine KingChuparkoff on Aug 2, 2008
Hey: Hooters chicks- Try messing w/ me, mGo ahead!
By Denyse on Aug 2, 2008
Yes, Hooters girls are good with balls, but we didn’t mean those balls.
By Baggs Donner on Aug 2, 2008
does this shirt make me look fat
By tim brown on Aug 2, 2008
For some reason, the new chain restaurant “Man Hooters” never took off in popularity and closed rather fast.
By Jim W. on Aug 2, 2008
Behold! The Racquet of Power! Excalibur!
By michelle robbins on Aug 2, 2008
Do I look Buff??
By Roxann on Aug 2, 2008
i be ready, man
By djp on Aug 2, 2008
Critics say that massive doses of anabolics and HGH have even slightly changed Sharapova’s physical appearance.
By Michael Oelrich on Aug 2, 2008
does this outfit make me look fat?
By AmyB on Aug 2, 2008
I wou’d love todoit
By Joanne Hibl on Aug 2, 2008
As Tom got ready for his famous behind the back serve , he was unaware that the crowd and his opponent had already left.
By Jason Williams on Aug 2, 2008
what do you mean ,is thie not thr buffet line?
By Charles Yount on Aug 2, 2008
Take me away Calgon!
By Nancy Gagliardi on Aug 2, 2008
Good luck When u play against me youll need it.
By konny church on Aug 2, 2008
does this shirt make me look fat?
By ROBIN EISENHAUER on Aug 3, 2008
Congratulations go out to Larry, the 2008 champion at Wimble-ton.
By Jeff Curtis on Aug 3, 2008
Boris has “cat-like” moves
By stephanie teague on Aug 3, 2008
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
By Jennifer Barnett on Aug 3, 2008
I use to be a woman, but ate too many wings at Hooters!
By Stephen Alexander on Aug 3, 2008
I’m ready - come and get it.
By Patricia Moneta on Aug 3, 2008
I bet you can’t do this. Ace the serve from the back.
By Kathy Scott on Aug 3, 2008
Let`s get this over with cause I am going to Hooter.
By Opal Baker on Aug 3, 2008
top spin 2 was awesome i can’t wait to get this game
By zachary Hartman on Aug 4, 2008
It’s not only my balls that dropped…
By Barbara Fox on Aug 4, 2008
Ok, who grabbed my butt???
By Nancy Gagliardi on Aug 4, 2008
Having failed in his misguided attempt to get hired as a Hooter Girl, Bruce tried to woo the company into signing him for a lucrative sponsorship deal.
By John E. on Aug 4, 2008
I don’t know what happened to my partner. Burp….
By Cecilia on Aug 5, 2008
Playing tennis got me into great shape!
By Leon on Aug 5, 2008
Bring it on!
By Steve Scott on Aug 5, 2008
I can’t wait to get this game it is awesome
By trudee carreiro on Aug 5, 2008
Cool gear and his lucky “Hooters” t-shirt notwithstanding, Bob would have fared much better if only he’d remembered to FACE the net.
By Heather Goldsmith on Aug 5, 2008
Despite long hours practicing Tennis on his Wii, Henry “Hooters” McTavish was once again defeated on the court by his 6 year old niece, Franny.
By Paul N on Aug 6, 2008
I don’t give a Hoot how good you think you are. Nothings’ getting by ME!
By Robert R on Aug 6, 2008
“anyone up for some belly tennis”?
By patrick moran on Aug 6, 2008
As Lou will demonstrate, tennis is the perfect form of exercise for the expectant mother!
By Geoff K on Aug 6, 2008
hut one, hut two,,,HIKE!!!!
By Gary Emes on Aug 6, 2008
Hey….did I hear someone would play me for a case of brewskie’s ???
By Jim on Aug 6, 2008
If he concentrates enough, John believes he can serve an ace out of his butt.
By Megan B. on Aug 6, 2008
The caption contest is over. Game, set, match - Modded.
By sethk on Aug 6, 2008
Looks to scare your opponent
By charles pellin on Aug 6, 2008
Hit me with your best shot!
By Donna Kozar on Aug 7, 2008
who’s your daddy?
By SEAN on Aug 9, 2008
yo dog, what’s up?
By katei on Aug 9, 2008
You’re on the Big Dog Turf.
By sarah woods on Aug 9, 2008
What serve?
By Anthony Giasone on Aug 10, 2008
Who’s the man!?!? i won but i have to go take a crap
By omar on Aug 10, 2008
He’s got bigger boobs then the ones at Mentor have.
By Chris Hrouda on Aug 10, 2008
The captain of the Hooters hemaroids team in rare form!
By Jerry Bishop on Aug 11, 2008
grea sweepstakes
By philip halter on Aug 12, 2008
Oh no, I think I shouldn’t have ate all those wings for lunch. I don’t feel so good.
By Mike Haas on Aug 12, 2008
Heh.. When I tried gettin me a job servin at Hooters they told me I’d have better luck servin tennis balls to myself.
By Garret Rich on Aug 13, 2008
I’m too sexy for this court!
By Lily Kwan on Aug 13, 2008
I don’t give a HOOT…er HOOTERS…what you think! I WON!
By GladysMP on Aug 19, 2008
Thanks for playing folks but this contest is closed.
The caption contest for a copy of Beijing 2008 stays up till tomorrow. Next on deck is a copy of Denis Dyack’s Too Human.
By sethk on Aug 19, 2008