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Uwe Boll Doubles The Number Of Screens Showing Postal, Confirms He’s Still Crazy

May 19, 2008

Distribution for Uwe Boll’s new flick, Postal, just jumped 100%. He’s gone from four screens to 10…nationwide. It does give him something to crow about. But judging by the rant Boll put up on the official site for Postal, Boll is probably sitting in a dark room cawing at a lamp currently in the off position.

“you want only movies like JUMPER , SPEED RACER , WHAT HAPPENDS IN VEGAS …? then keep going and your dreams will be fullfilled. POSTAL makes some very important points ..but you dont wanna see that …. : that Bush used the SEPTEMBER 11 to start a war against a country what had nothing to do with Bin Laden etc…. but this all doesnt matter because you are all busy to THINK that INDIANA JONES or NARNIA are important movies … but in real they are empty shells of an industry what wants to make money and what wants to keep you looking “escape movies” with nothing in it. in between they are putting some CONTROVERSIAL movies to show that they can do also IMPORTANT movies …but also this movies are not really critical….they only supporting the system and not showing the big picture. and POSTAL shows the BIG PICTURE …it nails the absurd situation with all the stupid religions, races and nations we are living in. POSTAL is not accepting bullshit politics. POSTAL has not the opinion that Bush made mistakes - POSTAL has the opinion that it is a scandal that BUSH is not in jail. What happened in America in the last 7 years is the biggest joke since Columbus stepped on that land.”

We can easily forgive the grammar and lack of punctuation. Boll can actually speak and write in English. We only pretend to speak German. But claiming that anyone in America, even George Bush, thinks of Narnia as an “important” flick is a stretch. Either way, we’ll see Postal (on Starz) just to see what fell out of his brain and onto film. If you are interested in seeing it on opening night. Here’s a list of theaters stepping up to the plate for this weekend’s release.

Austin , Alamo South Lamar
Vancouver, Granville 7
Brooklyn, Cobble Hill Cinemas
Tucson, Tower Theaters
Chicago, Portage Theatre
Santa Monica, CA Laemmleуs Monica 4-plex
Culver City, CA, Culver Plaza Theatres
Denver, Neighborhood Flix
Charleston, SC, Terrace Charleston ** Midnight shows Fri/Sat/Sun only
Los Angeles, Los Feliz Theatres