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Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest
September 03, 2008
Into hitting defenseless animals with sticks until they break apart, their sweet innards cascading all over the ground? Well hitting pinatas is fun, too! Das Gamer is giving away one copy of the new Xbox 360 exclusive, Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise. All you have to do is hit the jump and caption the below photo in the comments section. The best caption wins.
The contest stays open until 3 pm eastern, Wednesday, September 10th. Try to keep it clean, people.
UPDATE:
Mucho apologies for not announcing the winner last week. But, without further ado, the copy of Viva Pinata Dos goes to quite possibly the sickest caption to date:
I’d look better hanging from a rope too! -By Erica C
Runner ups also include:
Yes, the baby came out looking like this! -By Brenda Shields
are you sure its not a voodoo doll?
are you SURE its not a voodoo doll??? -By christopher h
come…be one of us…. -By leloni
Nothing says Mexican fiesta like an Irish woman holding a hawaiian pinata. -By Jason Williams
And some advice for Bryan, “These contests are rigged. The webmaster only picks his friends.” is a really crappy caption. It really doesn’t do much for the photo.
99 Responses to “Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Caption Contest”
Which twin has the Toni?
By Semion McCarty on Sep 4, 2008
This is why cloning of pinatas is discouraged.
By Semion McCarty on Sep 4, 2008
Don’t worry …be happpy
By SANDY on Sep 4, 2008
I was so worried that we would be dressed alike.
By sterling on Sep 4, 2008
Your string is hanging.
By sterling on Sep 4, 2008
Will the real red head, please stand up…or float.
By sterling on Sep 4, 2008
See my new WOW character. Level 30 Troll.
By Patricia Hill on Sep 4, 2008
Kathy Griffin realizes she is a D-lister when people think the pinata is her.
By Adrienne Gordon on Sep 4, 2008
Don’t fall asleep, the Pinata People will clone you.
By Jennifer B. on Sep 4, 2008
That idiot better not miss and hit me with the pinata stick..
By Marilyn Wons on Sep 4, 2008
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
By Carol Foster on Sep 4, 2008
This would be a neat present for my daughter
By Keith Peschel on Sep 4, 2008
this would be cool
By Tammy Hankins on Sep 4, 2008
I’m way too cool for this game:)
By Denyse on Sep 4, 2008
Meet my alter ego Pippi Longstocking!
By Donna S. on Sep 4, 2008
Hef’s next “girls next door”
By tami on Sep 4, 2008
Yes, the baby came out looking like this!
By Brenda Shields on Sep 4, 2008
If I ever look like this, you have my permission to beat me with a stick!
By sandra williams on Sep 4, 2008
are you sure its not a voodoo doll?
are you SURE its not a voodoo doll???
By christopher h on Sep 4, 2008
If I get hit, I’m gonna be mad.
By Stephen Saunders on Sep 5, 2008
I’d look better hanging from a rope too!
By Erica C. on Sep 5, 2008
Have a great day!
By Tim Breer on Sep 5, 2008
Rasta Piniata
By Amir on Sep 5, 2008
Make sure you smack the right one!
By valerie mabrey on Sep 5, 2008
I’ve got the woowe character
By Joanne Hibl on Sep 5, 2008
Nothing says Mexican fiesta like an Irish woman holding a hawaiian pinata
By Jason Williams on Sep 5, 2008
I like this prize
By Patricia C. Hilke on Sep 5, 2008
We were separated at birth.She didn’t make it
By Michael Dupree on Sep 5, 2008
this is from aunt wilma, thank you so much, i know just where to put it
By djp on Sep 5, 2008
Will the REAL red head please take a swing at the FAKE one???
By KrIsTa RoSe on Sep 5, 2008
Where is Jaws when you need him
By linda n on Sep 6, 2008
I couldn’t mind getting a paper cut
By Jim W. on Sep 6, 2008
Wow,Pick me,
By Kelly.C on Sep 6, 2008
Say hello to Chucky’s new bride…that smile scares the crap out of me! I’ll just hold her feet…hurry up and hit her.
By Jamielee Kimball on Sep 6, 2008
Ok I put her up- NOWWWW Can I go to the bathroom????
By Michael McIntosh on Sep 6, 2008
Raggedy Ann and her new fashion designer.
By Donna on Sep 6, 2008
“Wasn’t it sweet of my mother-in-law to send me this?”
By Carol on Sep 6, 2008
I WANT TO PLAY TODAY
By tom homrich on Sep 6, 2008
this paper bitch stole my plastic surgeon
By brenda helgeson on Sep 6, 2008
Which one is the pinata?
By Don Schraier on Sep 6, 2008
me want this great thing
By craig beier on Sep 6, 2008
MEET my twin.
By Theresa Jenkins on Sep 6, 2008
Why does SHE get to look better in a bra than I do?
By wimple on Sep 6, 2008
GIMME THAT
By John Sweeney on Sep 6, 2008
It’s always a tragedy when pinatas commit suicide.
By Kaycee Snell on Sep 6, 2008
This is my “before” picture.
By Chrysa on Sep 7, 2008
That’s right….it’s Chucky, in drag and I dare ya to hit on me
By steve merrill on Sep 7, 2008
Quite amazing what science can do. Here we have the new Britney Bonsai Doll, which of course is a multi-purpose barrel of fun
By steve merrill on Sep 7, 2008
So true…life does imitate art
By steve merrill on Sep 7, 2008
One of these is ready to swing after a couple of drinks
By steve merrill on Sep 7, 2008
And the Oscar for Best Animated Short Object goes to Mrs. SpongeBob
By steve merrill on Sep 7, 2008
A stripper popping out of a pinata, what will they think of next?
By kurt on Sep 7, 2008
Disney wants their Ariel back…
By Catherine KingChuparkoff on Sep 7, 2008
At least my heads filled with candy and not air like the fool holding me.
By Rebecca on Sep 7, 2008
Kathy Griffin shows why she’ll on Hollywood’s “D” List FOREVER.
By elliott on Sep 7, 2008
Party-goers later confirmed they were confused whether to use the “Pinata Stick” or the “Ugly Stick.”
By John E on Sep 7, 2008
“Boys, we love ya, but you all are such FOOLS
NONE of us is remotely ‘natural’
ALL of us are contrived packages of falsehood
Sooo, who wants to be MY sugardaddy?”
By steve merrill on Sep 7, 2008
Is this supposed to look like me?????????
By Sophia Wroblewski on Sep 7, 2008
Is the pinata supposed to look like Kathy?
By Thomas Semesky on Sep 7, 2008
Personalized Pinatas $29.99. $10.00 off if you mention ‘Das Gamer’.
By Carol on Sep 8, 2008
both are full of hot air
By Leon on Sep 8, 2008
All that candy and a Madonna bra in pink. Could I have died and gone somewhere?
By Shirley Hodge on Sep 8, 2008
Slowly, everyone begins to realize that Michelle has taken Papier Mache Day on a dangerously egotistic turn.
By Stephen on Sep 8, 2008
Look mini me!!
By Kari Colledge on Sep 8, 2008
my life with pinata
By shah on Sep 8, 2008
And this wonderfully fresh and uncontrived piece of American folk art can be yours for only 3500 dollars—–and you wondered whatever became of the grandchildren of the snake oil salesmen
By steve merrill on Sep 8, 2008
come…be one of us….
By leloni on Sep 8, 2008
You couldn’t just BURN me in effigy? You’d rather beat me with a stick?
By cart00nstrip on Sep 8, 2008
No, really; you SHOULDN’T have…
By cart00nstrip on Sep 8, 2008
These caption contests are a joke!
By Bryan on Sep 8, 2008
These contests are rigged. The webmaster only picks his friends.
By Bryan on Sep 8, 2008
Which one do I hit with the stick ??
By Jill Myrick on Sep 8, 2008
Mini Me!!!!!!
By Cassady on Sep 9, 2008
I like seafood
By Michelle Rosborough on Sep 9, 2008
Beat me till I bleed.
By K. Cleaver on Sep 9, 2008
looks weird
By christal e on Sep 9, 2008
if oompas were redheads
By susan p on Sep 9, 2008
What’s my bid for this replica of Hillary Clinton?
By Linda Moeller on Sep 9, 2008
Marty devises the perfect way to ‘accidentally’ kill his wife.
By Dave R on Sep 9, 2008
Don’t worry, Be happy!
By Fayla on Sep 9, 2008
You Really think it looks like me?
By Trace Ogaz on Sep 9, 2008
When I said “the pitter patter of tiny feet” that is soooo not what I meant!
By Patti D on Sep 9, 2008
OMG do i dare say — which end is your face…ewwwwww
By samantha freeman on Sep 9, 2008
Hitting below the redhead’s dreds is discouraged!
By cathleen n. on Sep 9, 2008
Shawna started to wonder why the pinata designer she hired had her model in the nude.
By Jay F on Sep 10, 2008
Someone, please! Save my little girl!
By Sandra Grauschopf on Sep 10, 2008
I don’t remember posing for this.
By Mike Haas on Sep 10, 2008
Say hello to my little friend (spoken like Pacino of course!)
By Stacy Trottier on Sep 10, 2008
“I wonder how mad they’ll be when they find out this thing is full of pickles?!”
By Teresa Hoyt on Sep 10, 2008
i look like this when i wake up in the morning
By patrick moran on Sep 10, 2008
I’d like you to meet my twin, Sarah.
By Alecia Gibson on Sep 10, 2008
It’s alive, It’s alive, It’s aliiiiiiiivvvvvve. I know this cuz she peed on me just now.
By Jim on Sep 10, 2008
My new Britney Spears is a mommy doll
By Gene Garvin on Sep 10, 2008
No, I am not also filled with candy!
By Lily Kwan on Sep 10, 2008
everyone begins to realize that Michelle has taken Papier Mache Day on a dangerously egotistic turn.
By hazel hunt on Sep 10, 2008
This is the model my plastic surgeon used on me.
By Cherlyn H on Sep 10, 2008
I’m officially on the D-list
By Marilyn on Sep 10, 2008
How would you like to run into this in the dark!
By judy chapman on Sep 10, 2008
Der contest is closed. Will announce a winner shortly.
By Seth K on Sep 10, 2008