Das Contests
Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition
August 27, 2008
Seeing as this year marked the 20th edition in the Madden franchise it’s fitting that the game arrived on shelves covered with the cheesy residue of Brett Favre-gate. Whether you regard Brett as the savior of New York’s “other” NFL team or a traitor destined to feel the wrath of Vince Lombardi’s ghost shouldn’t get in the way of enjoying this year’s Madden.
This week Das Gamer is giving away a copy of Madden NFL 09 20th Anniversary Collector’s Edition, which includes a copy of Madden 09, NFL Head Coach 09, a playable version of Madden NFL 93 and a playbook of the best Madden plays in history.
Hit the jump and leave your caption for the below photo in the comments section.
Rex Grossman, seems like the poor bastard got afflicted with the Madden Curse without ever even sniffing the cover. The contest runs until Wednesday Sept, 3rd, 3 pm eastern. May the best caption win.
UPDATE:
We’ve got a winner people. The top caption goes to:
Ahem …While those two horse around on the field, let’s take a quick commercial break. Are we out? ……NOW would be good ………Hey guys, are you hearing me in the truck? ………Guys? ……………FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP STUFFING YOUR FACES AND LOOK AT THE FREAKIN MONITOR!!!!
By TIM
Other captions that made it in as honorable mentions (with a special shout out for creepiness to annhunter):
Oh my God! This completely changes my worldview.
By Joe
Is this your version of the BUSH PUSH?
By sterling
When they told you to screw us, I think they meant WIN THE GAME!
By Carol
“Keep listening. You’ll hear it” (heh,heh)!
By annhunter
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144 Responses to “Win A Copy Of Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition”
Thank you sir, may I have another.
By sterling on Aug 27, 2008
Vertical strips make us look like we are having sex.
By sterling on Aug 27, 2008
Do these pants make my butt feel tight?
By sterling on Aug 27, 2008
Is this your version of the BUSH PUSH?
By sterling on Aug 27, 2008
It appears that “someone” is a few inches short.
By sterling on Aug 27, 2008
This is my “O” face!
By sterling on Aug 27, 2008
Looks like Green Bay is recruiting another QB.
By sterling on Aug 27, 2008
Isn’t your team called “the Packers”? Now I see why.
By sterling on Aug 27, 2008
The new and improved “I” formation.
By sterling on Aug 27, 2008
I was hoping to score a touchdown but this will do.
By Michelle on Aug 28, 2008
Don’t tell my wife.
By Carol on Aug 28, 2008
Oh my God! This completely changes my worldview.
By Joe on Aug 28, 2008
My momma said there would be days like this!
By Kelly N on Aug 28, 2008
Who says that there aren’t any gay NFL’ers???
By Louise Brouillette on Aug 28, 2008
packer guy: somebody get grossman a wheelchair, because the saying is true. Once you go black you need a wheelchair!
By eddie on Aug 28, 2008
You know we got our name from “meat” Packers.
By paul on Aug 28, 2008
I’VE SCORED!!!
By sterling on Aug 28, 2008
Very funny picture
By Tammy Hankins on Aug 28, 2008
ooohhh Just a little to the left…
By Jennifer B. on Aug 28, 2008
Damn, now i know why you couldn’t play QB…you are a tight end!
By bigfatfurrytexan on Aug 28, 2008
Now I see why they call you Sexy Rexy
By Sean H on Aug 28, 2008
Don’t ask….don’t tell
By Barb V. on Aug 28, 2008
I’ve heard about being rear ended,but this to way to close
By Karil Whetstone on Aug 28, 2008
Again Rex is taking one for the team.
By Robert Schiferl on Aug 28, 2008
That’s why they call Green Bay the “Packers”!
By Kimberly Cook on Aug 28, 2008
oh yeh baby- almost there-oh yeh…
By SANDY on Aug 28, 2008
Just bend over and take it!
By Roxie on Aug 28, 2008
This is just “Gross…Man”, thought you were a quarterback, not a tight end…Goodness
By michael woods on Aug 28, 2008
may I have another please
By Lori Downs on Aug 28, 2008
Rex finally “scores”
By Andrew Gordon on Aug 28, 2008
Do you like it doggie style?
By Sheila Fiske on Aug 28, 2008
Bark! Bark!
By Sandra Perea on Aug 28, 2008
the packers score on chicago yet again
By christopher h on Aug 28, 2008
“This is the only way you can ‘go deep’ Rex.”
By Randy R on Aug 29, 2008
You dog you!
By Marilyn Wons on Aug 29, 2008
With so many NFL players having problems with the law, Green Bay Packer’s Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila takes it upon himself to show everyone what they could experience if they go against the law.
By Marko Djordjevic on Aug 29, 2008
BTW - who won last week’s caption?
Hey Marko, Jason Williams won last week. Check individual posts for the winner update.
Seth K
By Marko Djordjevic on Aug 29, 2008
New training techniques!
By R Hicks on Aug 29, 2008
This how ya do it!
By Stephen Saunders on Aug 29, 2008
I said I hope they don’t penalize me! NOT come Penetrate me!! Gees!
By Marie Fink on Aug 29, 2008
No longer just for the showers after the game.
By J Chaborek on Aug 29, 2008
So this is what an eligible receiver in the end zone is!
By J Chaborek on Aug 29, 2008
Geez, the things I will do for publicity, I feel like Kathy Griffin!
By leloni on Aug 29, 2008
Are you taking your dog’s meds again?
By Michele Guinsburg on Aug 29, 2008
Gives whole new meaning to “touch back”
By Edwina Caito on Aug 29, 2008
penalty in the end zone!
By Kate on Aug 29, 2008
Brokeback Packer Coming to a NFL statium near you.
By russell day on Aug 29, 2008
Dont ask dont tell
THANK YOU GOD BLESS
By tim brown on Aug 29, 2008
“dude, wake up” “really, dude, wake up!”
By djp on Aug 29, 2008
Damn! We gonna be on TMZ tomorrow bro!
By Lori Williams on Aug 29, 2008
Now that”s what i call a tight end!
By michelle lopez on Aug 29, 2008
In an effort to attract a more diverse fanbase, suggestive poses are being encouraged in the NFL. Too bad they didn’t show the cheerleaders.
By Charlie on Aug 29, 2008
thats gonna leave a mark
By Terry Vanderpool on Aug 29, 2008
Cough Please
By yobies on Aug 29, 2008
That HAS to hurt.
By Linda Moeller on Aug 30, 2008
“So…how’s the wife and kids?”
By Shaun Davis on Aug 30, 2008
I told you…only in the bedroom!
By Erica C. on Aug 30, 2008
Hey, I’m not the tight end!
By Brenda Shields on Aug 30, 2008
Is anybody looking? I feel like people are watching us? You said no one would ever know!!!!
By Sherri B. on Aug 30, 2008
I told you already, your not my type!!
By Liz Cuellar on Aug 30, 2008
rex, i think you missed your calling, your a much better tight end
By brenda helgeson on Aug 30, 2008
Please don’t get attached. This is totally a one time thing. I usually go for tight ends.
By Francisco Hernandez on Aug 31, 2008
LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!
By Robert Ford on Aug 31, 2008
COMING UP FROM BEHIND
By MARILYN HAYES on Aug 31, 2008
HINDSIGHT IS BETTER THAN FORESIGHT!
By ROBERT KOHN on Aug 31, 2008
REAR ENDED!
By GLENN STURGE on Aug 31, 2008
When they told you to screw us, I think they meant WIN THE GAME!
By Carol on Aug 31, 2008
Hey!!! Will this play be in Madden NFL 09 Collector’s Edition? I hope so!!!
By Timothy Chalfant on Aug 31, 2008
Couldn’t you wait till after the game.
By Daniel Hinzman on Aug 31, 2008
Not here! Stupid!
By Sandra Koontz on Aug 31, 2008
I flew my parents in for the game, and this is what they see?
By Jason Williams on Aug 31, 2008
“Ops there is is”!
By diane redcay on Aug 31, 2008
“Okay, what wise guy put the super glue in my jock strap?”
By joni on Sep 1, 2008
And the ESPY goes to…
By Michael Payne on Sep 1, 2008
a little more massageing on the left please!
By pat s on Sep 1, 2008
It’s bump and RUN, you dork, not bump and hump!
By wimple on Sep 1, 2008
Geez, this is gonna be worse than the Janet Jackson “boob reveal”.
By wimple on Sep 1, 2008
Dis is how we treat Gators down in da bayou!
By Tad on Sep 1, 2008
Thanks for taking one for the team!!
By Stephanie Kinchen on Sep 1, 2008
Man I like it rough!
By Danny on Sep 1, 2008
can’t imagine why my son doesn’t want to be a football player
By colten edwards on Sep 1, 2008
Taking it the hard way!
By Danelle on Sep 1, 2008
Passions of football!
By Danelle on Sep 1, 2008
Take it like a man!
By Kellie on Sep 1, 2008
You will… assume the position.
By Michelle Hohertz on Sep 1, 2008
Personal Foul,Personal Foul, C’mon ref, where’s the flag?
By Mike Haas on Sep 2, 2008
thanks for taking one for the team
By trudee carreiro on Sep 2, 2008
This is why Favre didn’t return!
By Jim W. on Sep 2, 2008
The 2008 remake of Chicago’s “Super Bowl Shuffle”.
By Bryan on Sep 2, 2008
Sexy Rexy! Sexy Rexy! I’ve wanted this for so long!
By Veronica on Sep 2, 2008
“roughing the passer”, 10 yard penalty!
By sterling on Sep 2, 2008
No, seriously, Kevin Spacey was holding the guy just like this!
By Jean F on Sep 2, 2008
Chicago has finally come to accept the true meaning behind “The Super Bowl Shuffle” and has come out of the closet! (See “The Super Bowl Shuffle” video to see what I mean.)
By Bryan on Sep 2, 2008
I hope no one noticed.
By Darlene Wetzel on Sep 2, 2008
I’m going to have to rethink this whole “Tight-end” thing
By Jennifer Fohlbrook on Sep 2, 2008
What the heck, man!! Just because I put my hands between other guys’ legs doesn’t make me gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
By Robert K on Sep 2, 2008
I wish I could quit you…
By susan p on Sep 2, 2008
great prize
By philip halter on Sep 2, 2008
They said, “Safe sex, NOT safety sex!!”
By L Slayton on Sep 2, 2008
is this my good side….. smile
By K.Vallee on Sep 2, 2008
Rex Grossman ,the first NFL player to win an Adult Video Award.
By A. Ashley on Sep 2, 2008
Um, can this wait until later?
By Chrysa on Sep 2, 2008
Maybe this will make be quicker like Bart Favre!
By James Pawlik on Sep 2, 2008
Grossman suddenly felt a strong urge to ask his team for a trade to San Fransisco.
By John E. on Sep 2, 2008
Taking one for the team…
By Robert R on Sep 2, 2008
Who let the dogs out?
By a. tracy on Sep 2, 2008
“lets just keep this on down low…”
By brian kass on Sep 2, 2008
I always wanted to be the quarterback!
By Leon on Sep 3, 2008
The NFL network takes on Comedy Central. Here, a scene from an ingame re-enactment of the first South Park episode - “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”.
By Jay F on Sep 3, 2008
Help! I lost a contact!
By Melanie C. on Sep 3, 2008
Football card photo day just got more graphic!
By Roy on Sep 3, 2008
Ahem …While those two horse around on the field, let’s take a quick commercial break. Are we out? ……NOW would be good ………Hey guys, are you hearing me in the truck? ………Guys? ……………FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP STUFFING YOUR FACES AND LOOK AT THE FREAKIN MONITOR!!!!
By TIM on Sep 3, 2008
Why Oh Why did I have to be outted by a Packer in front of thousands?!?
By wimple on Sep 3, 2008
I forgot, what play is this called again?
By Lily Kwan on Sep 3, 2008
Confused, Rex misinterprets the term “quarterback”, as he bends over and takes a “quarter”-pound of one of the Green Bay Packers to the backside…
By melissa m. on Sep 3, 2008
This would be much better if we moved to the shower.
By Dan M on Sep 3, 2008
I’m telling you my girl loves it this way- you definitely try it.
By Heather on Sep 3, 2008
Nahhh…I’ll stick to girls!
By vanessa hunter on Sep 3, 2008
“Keep listening. You’ll hear it” (heh,heh)!
By annhunter on Sep 3, 2008
Winner of the “First Annual Green Bay Fudge Packer Sacker” Award. Awarded for the most fudge packing sacks in Green Bay history!
By Bryan B on Sep 3, 2008
Oh sexy rexy!
By Chuck Darrah on Sep 3, 2008
The humpbacker works his magic on the field.
By Denise on Sep 3, 2008
Packer slams tight end Cub! Wham bam thank you sports fan!
By Ann on Sep 3, 2008
Madden Rocks On!
By Joanne on Sep 3, 2008
Rex Grossman is thinking, I’m on the wrong team.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
It’s like stuffing a turkey.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
We were role playing.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
Git “R” Done !
By Jill Myrick on Sep 3, 2008
You’re lucky I’m wearing a cup.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
Get used to this all night.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
GOTTA SHOW MY MOMMA WHO I REALLY AM!
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
NO ANAL SEX WITH A FIST STRAP ON!!!
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
I’ll call my homie over, he’ll give it to you from the front.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
Oops, There It Is!
By Susanne Troop on Sep 3, 2008
Your wife must not be pleasing you if you came to me.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
Kids, don’t try this anywhere.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
Enjoy the present I left in your ass.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
A modern, more politicaly correct game of Smear the Queer.
By Bryan on Sep 3, 2008
God is gonna torment you.
*Packers player goes to heaven and gets pounded by the man upstairs*
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
Enjoy this for now because you know you get no pleasure.
By Dason on Sep 3, 2008
please don’t do that, my mothers here.
By patrick moran on Sep 3, 2008
Enjoy this for now
By Joanne Hibl on Sep 3, 2008
Grossman knows what it’s like to get screwed…in more ways than one.
By Tiffany Hulbert on Sep 3, 2008
I would have smiled if I knew they were going to take our picture.
By Tiffany Hulbert on Sep 3, 2008